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Posted by: James on June 4, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

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A girl walked in the doctors room for an appointment. The male doctor told her to unzipper her jacket to see her boobs. She unzippered her jacket and her boobs were as big as footballs! The doctor ran over and started to fuck her. He took off her mini skirt and licked her pussy until cum came out. Then the doctor put his hand in her pussy. She screamed. The male doctor put his dick in her pussy and fucked her. Then put it in her mouth. He sprayed her. When the appointment was all over she asked if he wanted to go home with her. He said yes. She nude walked home with her pussy contamined with his dick and told her husband see this. This is how you do it. The doctor got all mad and turned out the lgiht and started to fuck her all over. But instead he fucked her husband.


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From: allan burt on June 6, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: Absolute GARBAGE.

From: me on June 6, 2005 @ 5:04 pm
Comment: kill yourself.

From: Atheist on June 6, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: WTF IS THAT?? how da hell is that a joke??

From: Rheanna&Jay on June 6, 2005 @ 8:27 pm
Comment: You’re sick!

From: hjyu on June 6, 2005 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: How is that a joke you lame ass!

From: Drew on June 7, 2005 @ 8:12 am
Comment: i can just about make out the joke, its obscured by an overlong oversmutty set up, in laymans terms it’s a waste of time

From: marty on June 7, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: that wasent a joke it fuckin sucked

From: jessica on June 7, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
Comment: lmao ahaha, i laffed my as out at the fact that it wasnt even a good joke. you make women very horney my friend.

From: jessica is RIGHT on June 7, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
Comment: This joke wasnt funny for its content but funny for its attempt at being funny....hahah sucker....watch the comedy channel....it may help

From: Comedy Channel on June 7, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
Comment: No, I’m afraid even I couldn’t help this poor fool.

From: To D-nuts on June 8, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
Comment: Are you really that retarded? WTF! Why do you do that shit, it irritates the piss out of me. Try using real words you insolent halfwit. Secondly, you clearly are of not a muture enough age to be reading some of these jokes, so you should cease polluting your intellect (or lack thereof) with humor that you can yet decipher true meanings of. Stop wasting my tax dollars and start listening to your fucking english teachers rather than your inane friends.

From: sucked on June 9, 2005 @ 12:14 am
Comment: Wow... that had to be THE most retarded joke i think i’ve ever heard... you suck!

From: beat your meat u suk on June 9, 2005 @ 10:20 am
Comment: DANG HOMIE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR GIRLFREN AND WAT SHE HAS TO GO THRU!!! THE ONLY THING FUNNY HERE IS THE sorry asss COMMENTS PEOPLE HAVE FOR YOU! LOL !

From: jroc on June 10, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Comment: i no right ? (im talkin 2 beat ur meat u suk) hahaha ......
who tha fuck sez that shit ? only you. only you.

From: Jay on June 12, 2005 @ 12:14 pm
Comment: That joke was corney as hell i make bter jokes than you

From: Jared on June 12, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
Comment: Go kill urself

From: la la la on June 14, 2005 @ 1:47 pm
Comment: i liked it.............very hott. Everyone at one point felt hot.

From: lucious on June 14, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: My every fantasy....except when the doc did the husband, but yeah....that would rock my world!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVED IT. Thanks for giving me pleasure!

From: hot mama on June 14, 2005 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: that sick shit wasnet funny it was nasty ..................................ibet you tell jokes like that so u can wack off wiyh them later.

From: my name is who on June 16, 2005 @ 6:55 pm
Comment: yeah the only thing funny about this joke was the comments

From: Nessa on June 20, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
Comment: dat is such a crap joke! it didnt even make me smile!

From: afghan angle on June 20, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: u son of a bicht, go suck a dick retard

From: v on June 22, 2005 @ 7:29 am
Comment: So... u did all this 2 yo mama

From: eric on June 23, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: hhahaha you mother fucker haha that was sick dude

From: pooklers on June 24, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
Comment: sounds like some wild, hard, crazy sex. WAHOOO!!!

From: amanda on July 7, 2005 @ 10:40 am
Comment: i loved it..... i need a doctor like that, do you have his #?

From: phatcat on July 16, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Comment: die u wigger! DIE!

From: DUDE on July 16, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: hay i sould try that if my girlfrend

From: aasdh;fjahs on August 29, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: FUCKING HILARIOUS

From: Ryan on September 11, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: LOL BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m laughing at the fucking comments, not that fucking tripe you made me read.

From: rach on October 11, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: thats pathetic. that isnt even a joke

From: wtf asshole on October 16, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... If your humour is pissing people off, then it’s fucking hilarious, i am STILL laughing at all the people that replied to this joke so angrily, the joke WAS a piece of shit, but everyone’s reactions is fucking hilarious... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

From: La-La on November 7, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: What?

From: juciy lucy on November 22, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: that has got to be the most shittest and lamest joke i have ever heard, soundz like someone has had pussy for a long time!!!!!!!

From: S on December 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm
Comment: TMI

From: omg-i-hate-this-joke on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: TERRIBLE

From: willy on May 12, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: What a waste of a read. this obviously happened

From: hk on June 27, 2006 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: come on folks, wasn’t that bad....in fact was hot appart from ....when the doc did the husband lol, awww!(wonder if the hasband shited for a week heheh)

From: brandon on July 7, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
Comment: all i have to say is wow that sucked

From: Mike on July 18, 2006 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: fuckin Gay

From: Adrienne on August 4, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
Comment: it was dumb i think you just wantede to say nasty stuff.

From: Kim on August 20, 2006 @ 10:36 am
Comment: are you okay? lol

   
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