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Posted by: hot hunni on June 19, 2005 @ 9:22 am
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That’s great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?" Asked Jeff
"I kicked her in the face."
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ME!!!! on June 20, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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Wasn’t that one posted on www.ebaumsworld.com? Copy? |
| From: |
blackcat on June 22, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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so fucking stupid |
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mocha on June 22, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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it wasn’t all that funny |
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Scagnetti on June 22, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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Great fuckin joke!!!!! |
| From: |
hot hunni on June 23, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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iv neva bin on ebaumsworld, i heard it at work ty v. much |
| From: |
Larry on June 23, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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Never mind him, Hot Hunni. He’s got penis breath. |
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your mom on June 23, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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funny!!!!!!! |
| From: |
UNKNOWN on June 24, 2005 @ 4:50 am |
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GOOD JOKE |
| From: |
ER on June 24, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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i never got it at first |
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Evil on June 25, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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That was fucking funny |
| From: |
big nuts on June 26, 2005 @ 7:32 am |
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Who cares if its been done before. Good on ya for posting it hothunni |
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someone on June 30, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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I don’t care what anyone says, I almost pissed myself laughing.. good job! |
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me meofcourse on July 8, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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it sucked |
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some dude on July 16, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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funny as fuck |
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st.louis dreamer on July 27, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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best joke iv read in a while |
| From: |
ck and mad dogg on July 27, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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LOL HAHAHA |
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t0t0 on July 29, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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would have been better had he kicked her in the ’cunt’ |
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just pat on August 5, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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I liked the joke but t0t0 is right his version is funnier |
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sean on August 13, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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omg that was awsome!!! I was laughing 4 like 10 minutes!
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| From: |
swiftstroker on November 21, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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Fuckin Dumb Jerk!!! |
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anonym on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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that was an awesome joke. |
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