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UNION WHOREHOUSE
Posted by: Daniel Bacon on July 4, 2005 @ 5:19 am

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A man walks into a whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can’t have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He walks into a second whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can’t have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He then walks into a third whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"Why, yes we are."
HE says: "THEN you have my business because I only shop at union businesses, and I’ll take that pretty blond in the corner."
She replies:"OH I’m sorry you can’t have her, you have to take the fat ugly one because she has seniority."




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From: ???????? on July 13, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: o Kay?????????????????????????????????????????

From: $%^&*$#^# on July 16, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Barbie/Jasmine on July 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: hmm. I dont get it....its not that funny....

From: SAM on July 25, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: lol really funny

From: Jessica Mergens on July 25, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: Um...well...I don’t really get it.....but um.....ok!

From: shannon on July 27, 2005 @ 11:26 am
Comment: i dont get it

From: ck and mad dogg on July 27, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: dont get it

From: not smiling on July 27, 2005 @ 11:39 am
Comment: really someone should vet the jokes, if you can call some of them jokes

From: asdf on July 29, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: That’s actually a pretty accurate representation of what it’s like dealing with unions and union workers. You stupid shits wouldn’t understand, though.

From: bedhead on August 17, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: Funny and accurate. Just because you know nothing about unions doesn’t mean the joke isn’t funny.

From: ... on August 24, 2005 @ 9:46 am
Comment: dont get it

From: df on November 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: it would probably be funny if i was more educated...

From: brittany on December 7, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: omfg that was a good one........ no wait it wasnt

From: Ashley C on April 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: dude you are such a fag i didnt get that its so freakin gay

   
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