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The American Way
Posted by: Eric Hyche on July 8, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
There was a picky rich man who like to receive head. But his wife hated to give head. So the man went into town and went up to a whore and asked her, "Can you suck my dick and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice, not hummed. "The whore said sure and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light.
She started to suck him and then she started humming the national anthem. The rich man said "Nope! I’m not paying you." and left.
He walked the streets again and found a second woman. He asked her, "Can you suck my dick and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice not hummed. " The whore said sure and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light.
She started to suck him and then she started humming the national anthem. The rich man said "Nope! I’m not paying you." and left.
Finally he went to some stranger and asked him if there was a woman who would suck his dick and sing the national anthem at the same time. The guy said, "Yeah down 3 blocks and take a left." So the rich man followed the directions and found 1 womanstanding there.
He asked her "Can you suck my dick and sing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time? It must be a clear voice not hummed. "
The whore said "sure but it will cost you 1000 dollars."
"$1000?" the man asked. "Ok..."
And the whore said "Under one condition... you must turn off the lights." The man said ok and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light.
She started to suck him and then she started singing the national anthem clearly. When he got off he paid her and left with a smile.
The next day he found the same woman and asked her to do it again the whore said, "sure but it will cost you 1500 dollars."
"$1500?" the man asked. "Ok..."
But the whore said "Under one condition... you must turn off the lights." The man said ok and he took her to a hotel room and turned out the light. She started to suck him and then she started singing the national anthem clearly. When he got off he paid her and left with a smile.
That night he wondered how she did it. So he desided he will turn the light on in the middle of her performance. So a few days later he went to the same street and asked the same woman. She said ok and requested $2000 due to inflation. the man said ok and she said she wanted the lights off. so they went to a hotel room and got to it.
As the woman was in the middle of the song the man turned on the light and on the side table was a GLASS EYE. |
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...... on July 11, 2005 @ 9:40 am |
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oh god thats nasty as fuck |
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. on July 13, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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I dont get it |
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crazyjosie1216 on July 13, 2005 @ 11:19 am |
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i agree thats not funny thats nasty as fuck! |
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steel on July 13, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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damn that joke is fucked up, its funny though |
| From: |
??? on July 15, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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oooooooohhhhhhh sick!!! but thats wrong!!! but funny funny shit:) |
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chuchumoney on July 15, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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I don’t get it either |
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some dude on July 16, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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ahhhhhh what the fuck is wrong with eric............but honestly what moron couldnt figure out it wasnt her mouth honestly c’mon |
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Zac on July 16, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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that doesn’t completely make sense, although i might not get it... but what i’m thinking of is nasty... |
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tinkermybell76531 on July 16, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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i kinda agree that’s fucked up buy hell i also dont get it |
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confuddled on July 16, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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oi i totally dont get this joke...? |
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Cup Cakes on July 16, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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lol that took me a minet to get and it was gross lol but still funny |
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Chris on July 16, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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that’s nasty as shithole.com |
| From: |
destructo383 on July 16, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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wtf, i dont get it |
| From: |
Paul on July 16, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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He’s sticking his dick in the eye socket you dummies. |
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ang on July 16, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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i dont get it! |
| From: |
none on July 16, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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eww i get it! |
| From: |
BILL on July 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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THAST SOME SICK SHIT DUDE |
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connorconnor on July 19, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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that was bollocks
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me....... on July 22, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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omfg!!! nasty!!!!!!!!! weirdo
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| From: |
maggie on July 22, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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what the fuck? |
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Steph on July 22, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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eeeeeeeeew! tht is sick is fuck n took ma while 2 get but man thts good! |
| From: |
-- on July 22, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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Hoowww can she make it feel like she sucking with her eye socket? she doesn’t have a tongue in there, does she?.... |
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whatever man on July 22, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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it was kinda funny but cant he feel the difference get a head by an eye socket? |
| From: |
skinback U.K. on July 22, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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Sick, but Funny. |
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HeLLboY on July 22, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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nasty as fcuk!!! nasty, nasty... dope though, haha.. fcuk u all!! |
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byob on July 27, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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lol i didnt get it im not sure i still do get it cuz it really doesnt make sense but what the hell lets give it a laugh HHEHE idiots |
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ME on July 27, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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Sick, very sick |
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american beauty on July 27, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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if u think these jokes r sik then y the hell r u freeks on the dirty joke section DER!! |
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Chick on July 29, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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LAME! |
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veela_girl on July 30, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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that is soooooooo f*@kin gross! for the people that didnt get it, he was stickin his dick in her eye socket!! damn it people!! |
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??? on August 1, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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omg dat is sik as hell! |
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Joe-Joe-Fla on August 3, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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Thats what I call gettin brain! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit |
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Matt on August 5, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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Oh! sick shit! wtf! *gag* you need to die.... |
| From: |
evil on August 5, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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THAT WAS SHIT |
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j on August 7, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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and they call the americans a superpower, who cant understand a simple joke |
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steph on August 7, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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omg thats crazy!! thats sick |
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ted on August 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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what a fuckin retard |
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gemma on August 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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SICK SICK SICK but hillariouse i never got it till paul sed lmao CLASSIC lmao |
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The Eye on August 26, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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And she kept her eye out for that guy |
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Sunny on September 7, 2005 @ 11:47 am |
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What i enjoy most is reading these (funny) COMMENTS. After reading these FUCKED UP RETARDED ASS jokes. |
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The Enlightener! on September 28, 2005 @ 8:57 am |
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How in the hell would you not get this joke..u would have to be a dumb mutha fXXker!ha ha ha...it was great! |
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>.< on October 2, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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thats fking disgusting lmfao |
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:( on October 11, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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don’t get it at all! |
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clueless on November 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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i dont get it at all... |
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Ghel on April 21, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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BOOHOOOOOOO |
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--clueless-- on June 23, 2006 @ 3:00 pm |
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ohh thats nastyy.
but also funny-=D |
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