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3 doors
Posted by: jokesta on July 18, 2005 @ 3:09 am

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A business man comes up on a hotel...the only one for miles its late and he has too wake up early so he stops and goes in the hotel and says do u have any rooms available? the clerk says no. the man replies you have no rooms at all? then the clerk says we have one room but theres 3 very bad doors in the room so we dont let anybody stay in it. after swearing he will not mess with the doors the clerk finally says ok but u must not touch the doors. so after 30 minutes of being in the room the business man gets really curious so he goes and opens the 1st door and a naked lady comes running out and they start fucking so after a while she goes back in then he opens the 2nd door and the same thing happens after a while she goes back in. so he goes and opens the last door and their is a black sheet hanging with a little whole and something sticking out that looks like a titty so the man says what tha hell and starts sucking on it. so the next morning he goes to the clerk and says what was so bad about tha 3 doors? she responds well the first girl had aids the second had herpes and the third was a 400 lb black lady with a pimple on her ass


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From: jeff on July 19, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Comment: this site is the best.

From: j on July 22, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: not funny

From: lotsofme on July 22, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: ’sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo k

From: sushi on July 22, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
Comment: not bad. actuall pretty good

From: chaz on July 22, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: nang joke!

From: wolfman on July 22, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: Kinda strange, but decent anyway.

From: Fuzzy man on July 25, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: I bet thats what u do every night

From: Shelby on July 25, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: I prolly woulda laughed at that when i was at catholic school...maybe......

From: ck and mad dogg on July 27, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: that was soooo funny!!!! lol we laughed our butts off

From: Homie on July 29, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: Disgusting this isn’t funny at all

From: hottie2011 on July 29, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Funny

From: kenny on July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: why the hell would three infected women be in there?

From: evil on August 5, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: EXACTLY Y WOULD THREE INFECTED WOMEN B IN THERE

From: vlad on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am
Comment: disgusting, but still funny

From: Chris. T on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Comment: Shut up u stupid mother fuckers hu say dis joke sucks cause its really funny shit

From: lilbitch101 on September 4, 2005 @ 11:02 am
Comment: thats a funny ass hell. dont b hatin

From: CHAOS on September 11, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: lmao, first thing i laughed at after 5 pages of this site

From: fatboy on September 11, 2005 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: yo that shit was ill.... thats funny

From: f on October 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: thats sick

From: princess on December 30, 2005 @ 10:59 am
Comment: haha that was good something i didnt expect

From: alicia on April 20, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Comment: gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

From: Liam on August 22, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: average.. very average

   
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