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man walks in to bordello...
Posted by: jim on July 18, 2005 @ 10:12 pm

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A man walks into a bordello / hooker bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house "I would like to see Madelyn." The madam says "Madelyn is our most expensive woman at a $1000 a night." The guy says "No problem!" and lays down $1000 in cash. Madelyn comes downstairs, they both go back upstairs, they screw around and the man leaves. The next night, the man shows up and requests Madelyn again, throws down $1000, and Madelyn and the guy go upstairs and screw around. After they’re done Madelyn tries to make small talk and asks him where he’s from. The guy says "I’m from Philadelphia". Madelyn jumps up in surprise and says, " Really, me too!!" The guys says "Yeah, I know. Your father just passed away and your brother wanted me to give you $2000"


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From: ????? on July 22, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: Poor Madelyn

From: Me on July 25, 2005 @ 11:33 am
Comment: The fact that they screwed was cool but the money part wasnt funny

From: ck and mad dogg on July 27, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: awww that was a lil mean... but funny

From: philly boy on July 27, 2005 @ 11:38 am
Comment: me being from philly, that was just hilarious

From: kenny on July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: totally lame

From: angeline on July 30, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: that was some funny shyt

From: Kaylee on August 1, 2005 @ 11:26 am
Comment: thats funny but sad.

From: aggie on August 1, 2005 @ 11:27 am
Comment: that was so mean - but funny

From: evil on August 5, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: THAT WAS HILARIOUS

From: me... on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: huh...suck shit!! dats funni...hehehe....

From: MnU on August 9, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Comment: Why did her brother wnt to give away 2000 dollars?

From: dont worry on August 9, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: confusng and too long

From: will on August 9, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: that suked balls

From: haha on August 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm
Comment: that is hilarious!

From: ERP on August 21, 2005 @ 10:26 am
Comment: iTS JUST NOT DIRTY ENOUGH!motherf#cker!


From: Sarah Rocks ya Jocks on October 11, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: dats just wrong man, get a life!

From: FIYA on October 16, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: MADE ME LAUGH

From: stz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:50 am
Comment: awesome

   
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