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Bad Mother
Posted by: M!zz MaJeSt!x on July 26, 2005 @ 7:51 pm
There was a mother sitting at home with her 3 children. Her first daughter comes up to her and says "mommy, why did you name me petal?" Mother replies "because when you were born a petal fell on your head”
Her second daughter comes up to their mother and says “mommy, why did you name me leaf?” Mother replies “because when you were born a leaf fell on your head”
Then the mothers son comes up to their mother says “ aawwwwwnaaaaaahhaaakkeeegaahawww”…..and everyone says.. “SHUT UP FRIDGE”!!!!
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kieran on July 29, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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its allrite, buh its not 2 gd |
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kenny on July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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lame |
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kenny on July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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lol, about the funnyest joke on here |
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lisa on July 30, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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not funny at all! |
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ying pow on July 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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you should get shot my friend |
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Zack on July 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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This joke is completely fucking retarded |
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xXsPaNkMeXx on August 1, 2005 @ 11:25 am |
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Amongst one of the wettest yet driest jokes here on this site.
Thats an understatement. |
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ck and mad dogg on August 1, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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dont get it
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Ali Loves Lauren on August 3, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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OMG ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT, best joke ever, never mind on this site!!! Actually almost wet myself!!!! |
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HOTANGEL on August 3, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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THIS SUX! |
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HOTANGEL on August 3, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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THIS SUX! |
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HOTANGEL on August 3, 2005 @ 2:48 pm |
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THIS SUX! |
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Theresa on August 3, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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lol oh shit thAt was funni...stupid as hell but funni |
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evil on August 5, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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very lame |
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a on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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complete bollocks |
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LUCA on August 5, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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THIS JOKE IS HOWLLSSSS |
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Steph on August 7, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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lol that was pretty funne.. |
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TopOfTotemPole on August 7, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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Go home, destroy the pipebomb you are building in your basement, then shoot yourself monkey............ |
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sean on August 7, 2005 @ 11:06 am |
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i agree, probly the funniest joke in here! and thats sdo fucking sad!
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Dizturbed on August 21, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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for some jokes u hav 2 think for like 2 minutes 2 get, but this 1 just sucks flaming monkey balls |
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... on September 4, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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her name is cinderblock not fridge retard |
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? on September 16, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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what the fuck was that
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lol on October 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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lol thats fucken good |
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haha on November 7, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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omg, I liked that one lol |
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StephkSis@aol.com on November 16, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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sumthin new kid, good job..but i have 2 admit i saw the ending coming..i knew it wuz gonna b sumthin heavy that fell on one of the kids @ birth, but hey, that dont mean others seen it coming....keep up the good work babes |
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jazzer on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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lol for some reason i laughed alot, and im still laughing! awesome joke man!! |
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