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Posted by: Tyler Nicodemus on August 1, 2005 @ 5:02 am
Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.
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omar on August 3, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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I think that is not a good joke |
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bax on August 3, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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it was ok |
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Magus Warhurst on August 3, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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Awsome, Genius, Bravo!!!! ;) |
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Sara on August 3, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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didnt get and it was retarted very that s why no one sends comments!!!!! |
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Krista on August 3, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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If you do beat your wife I hope that you go to jail you cocksucker! |
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.... on August 3, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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get a life buddy |
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haha on August 3, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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not even funny. some ppl really need to get a life instead of posting crappy little jokes that are pathetic |
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mojo on August 3, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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wack!! |
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lita on August 3, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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that was stupid but funny nice one |
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tyasa on August 5, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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i think it is not a good joke. |
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evil on August 5, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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that joke’s lame outloud dude i mean you suck hard! |
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marie on August 5, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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I laughed at first but then i thought, your a sad git if u beat up your wife so i think you need some help man!!!!!!!!!! SAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!! |
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tosha on August 5, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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if u beat ur wife u should go to the pen, it is not even RIGHT to do such things to your wife or even think about doing that!! so this joke is stupid and not even close to funny. and u must have made it up yourself! |
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harse on August 5, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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Q: Whats black and blue amd hates sex?
A: A rape victim. |
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sebba on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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omg wot the hell? that was queer
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boss on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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lame |
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Pat on August 5, 2005 @ 3:03 pm |
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Always liked that Joke, gotta remember tho it is "just a joke"
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SHEENA on August 5, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
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CRAZY |
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TopOfTotemPole on August 7, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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It’s just a joke. Besides, beatin’ your bitch never hurt anybody important............. |
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Dreisin on August 7, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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these feminists need to shut the f*** up. great joke. |
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boo on August 9, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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that was some funny shit |
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i 4got on August 9, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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pepz get so uptite about dat joke that joke was not good but ok |
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ruxspin on August 9, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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screw political correctness that was a class joke! |
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patto on August 9, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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haha i luv it fukn awsome joke mate :) |
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dick head on August 10, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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i like too hav a blowjob of of guys they r better than women |
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timmy boy on August 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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hahah balck n blue n h8s sex gud shit |
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matt on August 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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that was funny i liked it |
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gina on August 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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that is the dumbest joke i have ever read |
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guy on August 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Not a good joke |
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keith on August 13, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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great joke,ill be telling that one for awhile |
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natalie on August 13, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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OMG!! what the hell iz wrong wit UUU!!!! can’t you send good jokes. god u r so fucked up!! |
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eric on August 13, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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it wasnt funney
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No on August 14, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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I think that Omar is not a good writer. |
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MR.D on August 14, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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what beat your wife, thats right it was only a JOKE ! HA, HA |
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caitlyn on August 14, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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that wasnt even funny!!! i also think that the only reason u rote that fukin poem in was cos u don’t get blowjobs in the 1st place. go fuck urself, wanker!!! |
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Nick on August 16, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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sssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttt |
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claire on August 16, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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my kinda thing.please e-mail me your shit, rokaclaire-YAHOO.COM. |
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nate on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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it was aight |
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ALEX on August 19, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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THATS SOOOOOOOOOO SEXIST YOU ASS |
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develxea on August 19, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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thats tip punani man top class boyakasha (hint hint brilliant) |
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arizz on August 21, 2005 @ 10:25 am |
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boooooooooo |
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leigh on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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that was shit its not funny and the only person that would tell it would be an a$$hole |
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Subwife on August 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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I think that was a good joke..If pepole dont get its a joke..Then they need to stay out of the R section and go back to the kids area!! |
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Wife Beater on August 26, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing you already told her twice
Good job Tyler!!!! Keep em’ coming!!! |
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!@@#$$%%^ on August 26, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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pretty crap |
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BRINA on September 4, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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I THINK ITS REALLY STUPID!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!! |
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mickeyoury on September 4, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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gooddddddddddddddddd joke send me more at mickeyoury@gobal.net |
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kitti on September 8, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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tasteless very taste less |
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StephkSis@aol.com on November 16, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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What doesn’t belong in THIS list: Good joke, awesome joke, funny joke, this joke
A. self -explanatory |
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e on May 23, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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women who get beaten by their men have high percentages to either beat the shit out of him one day, until he can barely breathe, or just snap and beat the living shit out of him, until he no longer breathes. its a true fact, don’t know the percentages, doesn’t matter, the joke sucked anyways. |
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peza on July 11, 2006 @ 4:13 pm |
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it was a load of shity bolocs |
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