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Ideal Man
Posted by: lilna on August 6, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another
man in her life so she placed an ad, which read
something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE
...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON’T BEAT ME UP
2) WON’T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her
doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of
mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her
qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened
the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying
on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you
want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I’m the man
of your dreams. I’ve got no arms so I can’t beat you
up and no legs so I can’t run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that
you’re so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell,
didn’t I?
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| From: |
Rodney N. Wilson on August 9, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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that’s cute |
| From: |
k on August 11, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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like um...no
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| From: |
nash on August 11, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
| Comment: |
gd mayne |
| From: |
gemma on August 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
| Comment: |
classic made me chuckle all day lmao. ooo funny. good on the bloke with no arms and legs FAIR PLAY!! congrats man lmao
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| From: |
Chica on August 13, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
| Comment: |
Dirty but hella funny |
| From: |
maggie on August 13, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
| Comment: |
good |
| From: |
LIon on August 14, 2005 @ 10:52 am |
| Comment: |
Sweet :p |
| From: |
pimp on August 16, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
| Comment: |
helo funny |
| From: |
lol on August 17, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
| Comment: |
you got jokes kid |
| From: |
evil on August 17, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
| Comment: |
great joke man |
| From: |
Jho on August 17, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
| Comment: |
funny!!!! |
| From: |
ghettobootybrandi on August 19, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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i like it ......very funny * hugs * |
| From: |
THIZZ on August 19, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
| Comment: |
Ha!Ha!Ha! very funny
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| From: |
Lycon on August 21, 2005 @ 10:22 am |
| Comment: |
nice joke, all the way from heart... rock on man |
| From: |
adam on August 22, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
| Comment: |
that shit was pretty funny man |
| From: |
mallory on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
| Comment: |
shit i want to meet him !! good job! |
| From: |
Jon on August 29, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
| Comment: |
Big Penis jokes are funny lol |
| From: |
She Billy Goat on August 31, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
| Comment: |
Ha Ha !!!!! I like It |
| From: |
that chick on September 2, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
| Comment: |
haha, His name is josh. |
| From: |
Dr.RodneyLuther King on September 2, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
| Comment: |
Great Joke!! |
| From: |
kitti on September 8, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
| Comment: |
lol. dats hot i want a guy like dat
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| From: |
big dick on October 28, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
| Comment: |
I gotta dick just like that,.... |
| From: |
urmom on January 27, 2006 @ 10:08 am |
| Comment: |
LOL THAT WAS KILLER!!!! |
| From: |
chewwy on April 3, 2006 @ 3:36 pm |
| Comment: |
that was good.i want to mit that guy.
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