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The Pirates wheel
Posted by: SeAn O on August 7, 2005 @ 1:04 am

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a pirate walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
The bartender goes, gets hisdrink, and goes back over to give it to him
The bartender noticed something strange about him, so he looked oveer the bar to see a steeringwheel attached to the pirates zipper.
He says to the pirate," um exuse me sir, but i would like to point out that u have a steering wheel attached to your pant zipper."
the pirate quickly answers,"arr and its drivin me nuts."


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From: amber eyes on August 9, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Comment: that was hot. i snorted

From: jessica chapelle on August 9, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Comment: this joke is lame

From: Lamballgini on August 9, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Comment: try doing doughnuts with those

From: cuyla on August 9, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: that is a wierd joke and it really makes no sense!!

From: Claire on August 9, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: dat iz really gd! top marks

From: masarume on August 9, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: I don’t get it.

From: me hahahaha on August 13, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: erm i liked it lol

From: Chica on August 13, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: Wut was the point of the joke

From: evil on August 17, 2005 @ 11:22 am
Comment: you need to quit telling jokes loser

From: Beavis Jenkins on August 21, 2005 @ 10:21 am
Comment: The joke only sucks because they told it wrong. The steering wheel was stuck on his dick, not his zipper. And the pirate said, "Arrrggh!!, it’s drivin’ me nooots!"

From: adam on August 22, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: that shit was fuckin gay

From: omfg on August 22, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: lmao, how can u not get it dudde, the steering wheel is "driving"(as in car), his "nuts"(as in balls)

From: boob on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am
Comment: hahahahahahahashashahahahahahah

From: Rome on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am
Comment: that waz funny

From: JJ on August 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am
Comment: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: hahahahaha on August 26, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: go be a pirate ok ok ok

From: kitti on September 8, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: i heard dat 1 2day in a speech by a kid at mi skool BUT i lol

From: roy mustang on December 23, 2005 @ 11:29 am
Comment: Driving me nuts!!!!!! thats a good joke

   
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