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Filthy One-Liner
Posted by: Beavis Jenkins on August 15, 2005 @ 0:19 am

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What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to fuck?












The bitch in my trunk.


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From: james on August 17, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Comment: thats great man

From: amanda on August 17, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Comment: Oh my GOD!

From: shawn on August 19, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: nice ine hahahahah lol

From: Stone Cold on August 19, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: Very good

From: chelsi on August 19, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: that is not right lol

From: lynn on August 19, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: its cute

From: SLADE on August 19, 2005 @ 11:53 am
Comment: YES!....but NO!

From: JUST ME on August 21, 2005 @ 10:22 am
Comment: SO WRONG!

From: CANDY on August 21, 2005 @ 10:24 am
Comment: THAT SHIT WAS STUPID, BUT I LIKE IT

From: CINDY on August 22, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: THAT SHIT WAS SCARY ARE U A KILLER?

From: RpDribblenMachine on August 22, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: haha that was wrong

From: succubus on August 24, 2005 @ 9:46 am
Comment: twisted.... i like it!!! ;)

From: Beavis on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am
Comment: I’m not a killer.

I read it in a book called "Outrageously Offensive Jokes."

From: leigh on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am
Comment: 3 words YOUR AN ASSHOLE

From: JJ on August 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am
Comment: WHAT EVER

From: Nina on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Comment: Major LOL!

From: dddddd on August 26, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: wtf was that man... oh good on u , congradulations ... fuckn sped

From: yea ok on August 26, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: fukin borin hey

From: JP on August 27, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: Great, simply great

From: cum shooter on August 27, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
Comment: man all the bad comments can suk on my unnaturally large penis, that joke was awsome

From: caitlyn on August 29, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: if it’s a one liner joke, shouldn’t the smart thing be to put it in the one liner section? just a suggestion! o and the joke was gay!!!

From: She Billy Goat on August 31, 2005 @ 11:36 am
Comment: Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: lilbitch101 on September 2, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: thats the #1 funniest shit i’ve heard on this site . ALL YALL WHO THINK UR JOKES R FUNNIER THEN THIS GUY ARE STUPID FUCKS!!

From: that chick on September 2, 2005 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: Now thats funny!

From: kitti on September 8, 2005 @ 2:41 pm
Comment: sssssaaaaadddd

From: Anna on September 13, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: fuckin hell man, thats really stupid, i cant believe you actually say those sorta of things, you should die for saying something like that. im apalled.

From: Kate on September 16, 2005 @ 8:12 am
Comment: I liked it alot:)

From: d on October 11, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: DUDE why you kill her she probably was scared by your vagina

From: nikki on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am
Comment: okie not that good

From: juggalo on April 17, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: that was great

From: Rashida on April 22, 2006 @ 1:55 pm
Comment: Fuck that joke

From: rima on May 19, 2006 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: omg it was funny

From: sharon diamond on June 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment: not funny at all

From: Geeza on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: that maybe the worst joke i hav ever heard inmy life...well done

From: courtneyyyyyy on June 26, 2006 @ 10:50 am
Comment: yeahh that was dumbb and stupid

From: don from reno,nv on August 4, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
Comment: What do you call a nigger in a suit with a briefcase in hand hanging from a tree?.............a Branch MGR

   
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