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Little Red
Posted by: Chris Reiger on August 28, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
| One day little red riding hood was going to go see her grandmother, So she got some cookies and some other things ready and right before she was going to leave her mother turned to her and said RED you best look out for that big bad wolf cus he’ll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red pantys and fuck your little red socks off. Oh dear said little red riding hood, So she continues on her way. About 2 hours later she get to her grandmothers house and she is soo pleased to see little red, her grandmother invites her in and she makes some tea and they sit down and eat the cookies and drink the tea, they talked and talked and talked and then she notesed that it was like 10 at night she said oh dear little red its gettin late you should get going, So little red gets ready and was just about to leave when grandma turns to her and says RED you best beware of the big bad wolf cus he’ll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red pantys and fuck your little red socks off. Oh dear said little red, so she starts on her way back home and get about half way through the woods when all of a suden the big bad wolf pops out from behind a bush SOO little red pulls up her little red skirt, pulls down her little red pantys and says to the big bad wolf.....Eat me like the storys says... |
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| From: |
redshae on August 31, 2005 @ 11:33 am |
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Now that’s what I’m talking about! |
| From: |
kiss my ass on September 2, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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damn! u musta been horney while writing this!
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| From: |
Anonymous on September 2, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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Ummm ok thats kinda weird !!! |
| From: |
Anonomous on September 2, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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dude, dats wrong, on sooo many levels!! |
| From: |
beard on September 2, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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luvin it
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| From: |
david lysiak on September 2, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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this shit suck dick i rather fuck someone then reading this |
| From: |
sss on September 4, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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I feel kinda bad laughing at this joke but it’s too funny! what a little whore! |
| From: |
G Money on September 5, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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Better version of the real one. That was fucking crunk. |
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Joels Girl on September 7, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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hahahaha I love it |
| From: |
jaden on September 7, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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that was some funny ass shit!!! hahahahaha |
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Smurf on September 8, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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hey man thats wrong and funny on the same level hahhahahahahhahaha thats good !!!!!!!!!ITS BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE |
| From: |
gal on September 8, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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da best so far |
| From: |
laura on September 8, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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i honestly dont get it. can sum 1 send me an email tellin me wa it is about
laura-wales@hotmail.co.uk |
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big peter on September 9, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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The ending is missing one line.
The big bad wolf jumps out from the woods and says to the little red riding hood. I am going to pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and then fuck your little red socks off. Then little red riding hood says as she pulls up her little red skirt and pulls down her little red panties, oh no, you are going to eat me like the story says. |
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tyler on September 9, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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god fucking danm you must have been stoned to right that well here’s my story when little red.................. i fell asleep |
| From: |
pizzadud on September 9, 2005 @ 11:08 am |
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laura are u that damn STUPID????? |
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fluffystuff on September 10, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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wow .. how can you not get that joke? but anyway hot, worng and funny shit . |
| From: |
reemill on September 13, 2005 @ 2:47 pm |
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goodness, what a variation of the original. Oh well, it’s a bit more interesting lol, but seriously, eww. |
| From: |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz on September 24, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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kwl |
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SSA on September 27, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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Funny stuff, but at the end you should have the wolf tell her to lift up her skirt because he’s going "to fuck your little red socks off" and then she can say "Hell no, you better eat me like the story says" |
| From: |
chris reiger on October 11, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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yeah i should of changed the ending but ahh well its still funny :) |
| From: |
Smartass on October 11, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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you smelled panties wrong you dumbshit BUT THE JOKE FUCKIN ROOLD |
| From: |
lolimmasterbating on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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ROOLD?
SMELLED?
it’s spelled, and ruled.
if you would like to correct grammar do it right
The joke rocked by the way. |
| From: |
AShley on October 29, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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haha we now how to get a job done!! |
| From: |
StephkSis@aol.com on November 16, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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Good autobiography, but seriously, does everyone really have 2 know about every little animal u fuck?? |
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buttyfly_ana on March 24, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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it’ll be much nicer f wolf gets
hotteer and redder...
so that Red will
nver 2rn ren nor hot..
but horny...
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