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ballhang
Posted by: foxy roxy on September 9, 2005 @ 1:58 pm

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Two old ladies are having a cigarette on a park bench, when it starts to rain. One old lady pulls a condon from her bag, opens it, puts it over the end of her cigarette and calmly continues smoking. The other old lady asks what she’s doing.
keeps my smokes dry’ replies the 1st old lady. Next day the 2nd lady goes into a pharmacy and asks the bemused shop assistant for a pack of johnnies. ’what size?’ asks the assistant. ’Oh any’ replies the old lady. ’As long as it fits a camel...’


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From: maidmarion on September 14, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: LOL... that was good

From: sarah on September 16, 2005 @ 8:11 am
Comment: OMG that was sooo funny




From: Robyn on September 16, 2005 @ 8:12 am
Comment: HEE HEE........
That was funny.....

From: billy on September 19, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: that was good

From: Blood Stained Saint on September 19, 2005 @ 11:57 am
Comment: lol dats a good 1...old ppl jokes are da best!!

From: kingofkali on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: that was funny

From: Irish Bren on September 23, 2005 @ 7:51 am
Comment: Now that was fuckin funny

From: Sudhir Nigam on September 25, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: Toooooo good.

From: *HONEY* on October 11, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: Nice 1, so funny, but i think i heard it b4, NEXT

From: The b!tch on October 11, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: That was a good 1

From: WtF? on October 25, 2005 @ 11:46 am
Comment: wut the fuck?

From: StephkSis@aol.com on November 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Okay, so it wasn’t the worst..trust me i’ve seen worse, but @ the same time, ur momma droppin u on the head would b an understatement. "any size, as long as it fits a camel??" what? just b cuz ur man is tellin u that all the time b 4 sex didnt mean he wanted u 2 make a joke out of it.

From: urmom on January 27, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Comment: lol!!! that is like the best joke ever

   
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