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Blind man!!!?
Posted by: Laura on September 9, 2005 @ 5:24 pm

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3 nuns decided to help da community nd paint a room in da community centre. they bought all the paint nd were about 2 start wen one of the nuns sed, "shudnt we take our clothes off incase we get paint on them?" they all agreed nd decided 2 paint naked. nearly finished nd der was a nok on da door. they shouted , "who is it?" the reply came, "blind man!" They thought there wud b no harm in lettin a blind man in so they let im in. "woah nice tits so, where do u wantthe blinds man!"
lol


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From: KRISTEN on September 13, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD JOKE IF IT WEREN’T WRITTEN IN EBONICS OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.

From: Sexy Bitch on September 13, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: YUMMY FOR MY PENIS!

From: Da_Dude!! on September 13, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: Lolz.......veri funny...lolz

From: Bockerocker on September 14, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: Can’t you spell properly?
I agree with Kristen

From: Dave on September 16, 2005 @ 8:13 am
Comment: Yeah, I agree. I hope you fail at life

From: TAY-TAY HALLA AT YA on September 16, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE CUZ OF THE WAY THAT IT WAS WRITTEN

From: bill on September 19, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: wow that’s realy cool how you write like that



NOT
grow up, that’s going to make for really bad habits once you grow out of this phase.

From: Blood Stained Saint on September 19, 2005 @ 11:56 am
Comment: lol dats a funny 1...nice tits...lol dats good

From: ben on September 19, 2005 @ 11:57 am
Comment: lol@ebonics or whatever you call it...the joke WAS good,tho.

From: gay on September 19, 2005 @ 11:57 am
Comment: fag

From: penny on September 21, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: laura needs hit in the head

From: shadow on September 21, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: learn how too write and then tell jokes ok

From: Big Ding a Ling on September 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am
Comment: Well you all understood it so stop flappin gums at the person get mehh make him write how he wishes 2, joke wernt to bad

From: know on September 27, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: yall mother fuckers need to go back to school and learn some manners.and its not EBONICS stupid ,its comp talk.and dave u need to go to hell

From: Person who CAN spell on October 11, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: Colt 45! Also, to all of those people who are bitching about them not being able to spell: If you bitch about that, you should probably make sure all of your spelling errors are corrected. Dumbass.

From: Tom on October 21, 2005 @ 11:49 am
Comment: It’s a funy joke, but cut out the "da" & "nd" shit. It’s just annoying.

From: lol on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: it’s fucking ebonics you stupid nig

From: UR ALL MORONS on October 29, 2005 @ 10:56 am
Comment: WTF is wrong with you people?!?,....that joke is not funny,...and anyone who said it is,..well you are a jerkoff,....and laura,..do the world a favor and go kill yourself,....

From: neffal on October 29, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Comment: lov it man, totally a cracker

From: La-La on November 7, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: When you can’t spell it just ruins the joke.

From: StephkSis@aol.com on November 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Dat jok wuz an awsum jok nd ummmm......DA...DA...*scratches head*...DA and DA nd da nd da...ummmm......DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... how the hell u get DA outta THE? that’s 2 totally different words, dude....and where the fuck did the "A" go from the word "AND"....i figured u dropped the "A" from the word since all ur teachers dropped the As from ur report cards in life.

From: Alcohol on December 11, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
Comment: Cool joke! lol

From: princess on December 30, 2005 @ 10:55 am
Comment: haha thats ight

From: spoony on March 3, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: i woul rather eat rancid tuna salad than read that poor written peace of shit again :-(

From: Alice on March 4, 2006 @ 8:12 am
Comment: This is what it should have looked like Jack Ass!

Three nuns decided to help the community and paint a room in the community center. They brought all the paint in and were about to start when one of the nuns said " Shouldn’t we take our clothes off so that we get paint on them?" They all agreed and decided to paint naked. When they were nearly finished there was a knock on the door. " Who is it?" they shouted and the reply came back as "blind man!" They thought there would be no harm in letting a blind man in since he couldn’t see them anyways so they let im in. " Whoa! Nice tits! So, where do you want the blinds?"

   
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