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Posted by: succubus on September 16, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can’t believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
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Stone Cold on September 21, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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Heard it before, but I like your telling of it better. Very well done. |
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Irish Bren on September 21, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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Good one |
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maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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Now that joke was funny as hell.... i really laughed out loud... nice 1 |
| From: |
blake on September 24, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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shit shit shit shit and shit did i mension that was SHIT |
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Robyn on September 24, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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Loved it.lol..... |
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playboy on September 25, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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cool |
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bearpoet23 on September 27, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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That’s what u get with a genie with a hearing problem.
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Mr.L on September 27, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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Damn homey nice joke
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a perveted man on October 11, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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so, thats a joke, that was cccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppp |
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heard it on October 30, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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also 12" pianist . . . . or a 12" guy who knocks over your beer (a prick) |
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younghotthang on November 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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don’t be such a fxcking jerk, blake. nicely done, succubus. |
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stz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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cool joke |
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huunglikeacorn on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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I will never read another joke from u succubus. |
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nico on April 19, 2006 @ 6:38 am |
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umm...wtf is a bic? |
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