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cock eyed boy
Posted by: robert stratton on September 22, 2005 @ 5:22 am

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Have you heard about the kid that was born last week. He was born with no eye lids. Apparently the docktors took the foreskin off his dick and made him eye lids. Yeah, now he’s cock eyed


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From: blake on September 24, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
Comment: first learn how to spell before you put those shit jokes on this site

From: Chill Pill on September 24, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
Comment: Excellent joke, I love it. Please, tell more.

From: patty on September 24, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
Comment: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

From: me on September 24, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
Comment: gay joke

From: megan on September 24, 2005 @ 11:28 pm
Comment: not good

From: Justins Girl on September 24, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: Good One HAHAHAHA

From: OldTimerNinety-Niner on September 24, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: I’ve forgoten funiier jokes!

From: playboy on September 25, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: sup

From: sexy bitch on September 27, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: that was so crap it made little children crie

From: blair on September 27, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: na sorry the joke sucks

From: Xtina on September 27, 2005 @ 2:59 pm
Comment: it was alright

From: argg on September 29, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Comment: Now everyone will know when hes aroused.
His eyes will bug out!

From: Slutboy Fame on October 2, 2005 @ 12:22 am
Comment: I need a DOCKTOR to save me before I die of hearing stupidity

From: Dolemite on October 2, 2005 @ 12:24 am
Comment: nice joke, it was lame as shit, and you wonder why people call you pussy lips.

From: coolguy on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: wow... that was........................intersting

From: Lisa-Marie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha yeh soo funny......... not. i totally agree with Dolemite!

From: Dave on October 11, 2005 @ 3:14 pm
Comment: Oooooh nice joke dumbass, how old are you? 10? Some perverted 10 year old with no life.
"Apparently the docktors took the foreskin off his dick and made him eye lids. "
And apparently your the stupidest person in the world! Want a cookie?

From: hector on October 11, 2005 @ 3:15 pm
Comment: that was the dumbest joke ever...............................asswipe

From: bad man on October 11, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: what the fuck you spelled fucking docter wrong ass wipe

From: hona on October 11, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
Comment: you all are lame man! it was a little stupid and a misspelling but it was funny, loosen up guys!

From: Tasha on October 11, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: I think u need a friggin doctor. tell me... were u dropped on ur head wen u were a baby

From: jenn on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: ur a big dumb idiot

From: party on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: that was the fuckin gayes joke in like the world really you need to shut the fuck up

From: Yur mom on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: I agree with sexy bitch

From: yousuck on October 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: that the the stupidest joke ever if your gonna tell jokes at least make them funny

From: nunya on October 11, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: the dumbest fuckin joke ever since why did the chiken cross the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: reece on October 12, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: this is rubish

From: Vacheh on October 14, 2005 @ 11:23 am
Comment: I agree with dave and nunya because they’re right

From: tanya n ayesha on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: dis is baaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd
loads

From: Your Wish on October 21, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Comment: Funny joke - lmao, but did you mean "Doctor" ???

Comment for "Bad Man" : He spelled "Docktor" wrong - YES, but you are trying to correct him, and you spelled "Docter" wrong too! (Did you mean D.O.C.T.O.R???)

From: jaybo189 on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: fucking hilarious lmao!

From: ass kicker on October 28, 2005 @ 6:43 am
Comment: that joke was fucking stupid,...completely

From: Pharaoh on November 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: that was shit

From: ~Summer~ on November 10, 2005 @ 10:33 am
Comment: That was a good one!

From: J0ker on December 2, 2005 @ 8:10 am
Comment: hey bad man ur complaint was he spelt docter wrong...Well dumbass its not docter either its DOCTOR!!!


From: DAMOBSTER on January 7, 2006 @ 9:59 am
Comment: CUM WITH A BETTER JOKE HOE

   
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