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Confession is good for the soul...
Posted by: Stone Cold on September 23, 2005 @ 10:24 am
A priest was getting ready to hear confessions one day when he got a terrible attack of diarrhea, so he asked the altar boy to take over for him.
"But I don’t know how to hear confessions," said the altar boy.
"It’s easy," said the priest, "You’ve seen me do it many times. Nobody will know the difference."
So the altar boy was in the confession booth when a man came in and sat down on the other side.
"Father, I don’t know what to do," the man said. "Last night my wife and I were in bed. She was sleeping and I rolled her over and fucked her in the ass. I feel bad about it, but I don’t know how to make it up to her."
"That’s easy," said the altar boy. "Just give her milk & cookies like the priest gives me." |
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Desiree on September 27, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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Funny |
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Xtina on September 27, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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ohmif*ckingod! that was funny! |
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Slutboy Fame on October 2, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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8.1/10 |
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tashy on October 11, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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that joke kicks ass |
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hanah on October 11, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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that was gr8! i love jokes like this that you dont no how thay r going to end |
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StLshawtY314 on October 11, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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lol that shit was funny |
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tRINA on October 11, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, .......... DISTURBING BUT SO FUCKEN HALARIOUS |
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OmniKill on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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Good idea, could have been said better though. 7/10 |
| From: |
lidija on October 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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see that...that...that was beautiful |
| From: |
Tati on October 16, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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Yes! lol that was great |
| From: |
PUSY on October 19, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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THAT WAS FUCKIIN FUNNY |
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kiara on November 1, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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lol
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MZ. ROCAFELLA on November 8, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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VERY FUNNY.... A LIL DISTURBING BUT FUNNY.... |
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ana on November 25, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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that was a great joke |
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skz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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great joke |
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manda-21 on February 10, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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thats was too tastless for me but then i’m a mother so i guess i have a different view on that sorta thing. |
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Ghel on April 21, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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OMG!!! i wonder hows my cousin doing bein a altar boy :) |
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