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Give me a butt-fucking minute
Posted by: Shaun on September 24, 2005 @ 5:37 pm
New Company Slogans:
1. Pepto Bismol- When you’re having a shitty time.
2. Nicorette- For butt-fucking quiters.
3. Trojan Condoms- So you don’t end up with children that go to the same school district as you, at the same time.
4. Umbrellas- Can be used as a floatation device in southern states.
5. Pink Shirts- Now you can support Breast Cancer Relief and be gay at the same time!
6. Black Velvet whiskey- Works best with nights with Jay LiBrande’s mom.
7. Any Abortion clinic- For the last time Mr. LiBrande you can’t get pregnant from anal sex!
8. Lee’s chicken- Our biscuits can be used to wipe off the shit stains on your Corduroy drawers while you play the banjo and bang your first cousin. |
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Jackessque on September 25, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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I’m guessing you’re from Alabama?? |
| From: |
Xtina on September 27, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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Wheres the funny part? |
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OldTimerSixty-Niner on September 27, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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I’m guessing that this inconsiderate ASSHOLE is from no location in the civilized world!
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| From: |
ozlem on September 27, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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this was shit |
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coonass on October 2, 2005 @ 12:24 am |
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that was fuckin terrible |
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butt fucking loser on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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your a shity joke teller and dumb fuck |
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ron on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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do not diss pink or the south |
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norz on October 2, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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uh.. not funny |
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ron ron on October 2, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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From: ron on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: do not diss pink or the south
.......and I also love sticking up for my KKK boyfriend Jim. He can burn my cross anyday! |
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Shaun on October 2, 2005 @ 7:18 pm |
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geez, these comments are rough. I guess none of you know who Jay LiBrande is. I thiught those jokes would get a chuckle or two.....get a sense of humor. |
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Dave on October 11, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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What The FUCK? NEVER Insult people because they are different. For all we no you are probobly some dumb fuck who lives with his mom! Get a life dumbass |
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dave on October 11, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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that sucked |
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Mister Ed on October 11, 2005 @ 3:15 pm |
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Is this a Republican webpage? |
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your mom on October 11, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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yeahh that was kinda RETARDED but lol u guys r meann .. haah |
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andrea on October 11, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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so who is Jay LiBrande? |
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Tasha on October 11, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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i get da jay librande bit but da rest of it wasnt dat funni as for da rest of u apart frm shayn need 2 do some research on who Jay LiBrande is. |
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sharlette on October 11, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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real stupid shit |
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Meagan on October 11, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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THAT was SOOOO funny... pink is awsome and fun to make fun of... the south sucks... i’m canadian eh! |
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kissable_tease on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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wtf was that all about geeeze
now i find alot of things funny
but that was crap |
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choclate drop on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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DON’T GET ANY OF IT. KEEP TRYING |
| From: |
Yur Mom on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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Hey its not our fault you tell shitty jokes! |
| From: |
jim on October 11, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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may very well be the stupidest thing ive ever took the time to look at, well except the time im spending writing this |
| From: |
DJ ROCCA on October 12, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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THAT WAS FUCKING SHIT SORT YA HEAD OUT AND THINK OV BETTA JOKES |
| From: |
ashley on October 21, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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that was stupid
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deemon on October 25, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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my god did any of those crappy comments have any irony or sattire before ai fell asleep on number 3! go back to pre-school you asshole and earn some life experience to joke about because obviously you dont get out much do you? |
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counrty boy on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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now that shit was funny, and im from alabama, haha! |
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fuckin your mom on October 28, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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that was by far one of the stupidest postings I have ever read,...i would really kick your ass if I meet you b/c of it,..and meagan you are a fuckin retart for liking it and for being from canada,...and i am not even from the stupid fucking red neck south,....get me EHH,....loser |
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Shaun on November 8, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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...kick my ass over a joke eh? Just try it, set it up. C’mon I’m game. |
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StephkSis@aol.com on November 15, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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HAHAHAHA.....................lololololololololololol...........................*slaps knee several times*......................HAHAHA...............*wipes tears from eyes*.................lololololololololololololololololol..........*holds stomach*.............HAHAHA................*slaps the fuck outta u with a humongous thorny log* |
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Steph on January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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Steph 1 line...not 3....or 4
p.s. If you dont get this , you’re probably stupider than you think the dude who told the joke
I give 10/0!!!!! |
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