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Fancey Dress
Posted by: Lalit Kumar Sahu on October 6, 2005 @ 2:45 am
One 8 year old boy went to shop and said........ Excuse me, I want Condom.
Shopkeeper shocked, "Why this small boy need condom?"..
OK.... shopkeeper gave him a condom.
Boy:- Uncle, Its too small.
Shopkeeper:- Ok, come tomorrow, i will give u a bigger one.
(next day)
Boy:- Uncle , this is also very small.
Shopkeeper:- Ok, come tomorrow, i will give u a bigger one.
(This situation continued for 4 days)
(on fifth day ........).
Shopkeeper:-(in anger he shouted):-what size you want?
Boy: I want condom of my size..
Shopkeeper:- Why?
Boy:- Because, I have to become Penis in my school’s Fancey Dress Competition.
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| From: |
PJ on October 12, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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Someone take this guy to one side........ |
| From: |
dave on October 15, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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WEEEEAAAAKKKK |
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tabby_a_ on October 16, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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horrible just fucking bad |
| From: |
ben on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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you total cock master |
| From: |
JC on October 19, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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FUCKING SUCKED |
| From: |
OL DAD on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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JUST STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW, LIKE SCREWING GOATS |
| From: |
h8rsindaclub on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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thats fuckin blows big fat donkey balls |
| From: |
SSS on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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i dont get it |
| From: |
counrty boy on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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that did suck. |
| From: |
Confused on October 28, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
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I don’t get it nor do I want to......fuck the Sand Niggers!!!!
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| From: |
Razz on October 28, 2005 @ 6:49 am |
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You call that a joke...Sucked!!!!! |
| From: |
Confused on October 28, 2005 @ 6:59 am |
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I don’t get it nor do I want to......fuck the Sand Niggers!!!!
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| From: |
Queenpin on November 4, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
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ummmmmm....yeah. wat they said |
| From: |
eat it!!!11one on November 4, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
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What the fucking hell was that?!
It does’nt make sense, and your also illiterate
solve this problem with school (or more appropriately a noose) |
| From: |
minge on November 6, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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that was balls!!
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| From: |
melissa on November 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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everyone was right, sorry dude, didn’t get it |
| From: |
person on November 7, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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yeah, that was fucking messed
serously.... weak shit, mate |
| From: |
JAMES on November 8, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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PLEASE!!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL FIRST!!!! SUCKS!!!! |
| From: |
StephkSis@aol.com on November 15, 2005 @ 11:57 am |
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Will a real joke teller please stand up, please stand up.. and hang some of these stupid ass gay jokes up |
| From: |
UNREAL on November 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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All of the above comments were posted by some real winners. I bet your mothers are proud of you. Stay in school and stop the hate. |
| From: |
amanda on November 20, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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that was the dumbest joke ever!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
fruity pebbles on November 22, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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that was so fuckin stupid |
| From: |
maria on November 25, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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that was not funny |
| From: |
english on December 2, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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poor english skills. type the way you talk. |
| From: |
swinginleppa on December 2, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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post more man!!! in the old usenet days there was this poster MIDAS!! He ruled .. just wouldn’t stopped posting shit in miserable broken english.. everyone was like WTF?? then after awhile pract everyone couldn’t WAIT to see how bad he could fuck up his next effort.. MIDAS ruled!! |
| From: |
Joe on December 9, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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1. You can’t speak english
2. You can’t tell jokes
3. This joke wasn’t funny |
| From: |
alex on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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was so funny |
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