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The Love Dress
Posted by: IronByte on October 16, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you’re naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you’re naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What’s for dinner?"
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| From: |
Panda and Jon on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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lol...lmao...thats is great |
| From: |
big D on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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That was ok I guess |
| From: |
strange on October 19, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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this joke sucks
ass |
| From: |
ashley on October 19, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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thats soo worng
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| From: |
meep on October 19, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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oooh wrinkly, multiple vaginas? :0 |
| From: |
Chynnah on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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Dat Was Okay.....Next Time Try Harder. |
| From: |
Your Mom On Oct.20th on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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That Was NASTY |
| From: |
bethany on October 22, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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oh my god that is so mean lol but its funny ! |
| From: |
yo momma on October 23, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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eiishish |
| From: |
bobbibustamove on October 25, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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this wasnt that funny |
| From: |
XxHeartStephxX on October 25, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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DANG, DENIED!!!! owch... |
| From: |
Audrey on October 25, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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Nice one! |
| From: |
CCC on October 25, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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hilarious |
| From: |
shelby on October 27, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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that was the best one ever |
| From: |
corrin on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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that was cute, wanna fuck? |
| From: |
fat shit on October 27, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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dis jk is fuckin crap |
| From: |
adiraghav on October 27, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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okok its fine not so gud
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| From: |
anonymous on October 28, 2005 @ 6:45 am |
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that was funny shit man... |
| From: |
kk on October 29, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol |
| From: |
BLCKBEA08 on October 29, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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IT WAS IIGHT BUT IT WASNT ASA FUNNY AS HESE PEOPLEARE SAYING
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| From: |
mairguitar02 on October 29, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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ummmm can you get some better fucking jokes in here please. i would greatly apreciate it |
| From: |
lilbitch01 on October 30, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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that was so wrong |
| From: |
roydaboy on October 30, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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this joke is as funny as cancer |
| From: |
Robyn on October 30, 2005 @ 11:30 pm |
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Hee Hee.........I liked it.....Hee Hee..... |
| From: |
kayley on November 1, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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Dat is f**king shi*!
Needs improving! |
| From: |
quana on November 1, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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dat was funny.lol
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| From: |
LMAO on November 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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That was sooo funny i love it |
| From: |
raygurl09 on November 4, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
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that was so hilarious and sacn aka scandaelous
*getting a messaage from me is like your frist time having sex* |
| From: |
roadkill on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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love that shit |
| From: |
eric on November 8, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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hahahaha
nice 1 |
| From: |
russianlovnirishboy on November 9, 2005 @ 7:35 am |
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alot more funny then most so far
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| From: |
newton on November 10, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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funny |
| From: |
angela on November 11, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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"Why do people get on here and just mouth jokes off and who ever does it needs to write better ones than these if you don’t like them." |
| From: |
chanel on November 14, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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hehe its iight |
| From: |
hop on November 17, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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hat was stuped to even wright get off of her |
| From: |
Jessy F. on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Finally! I’ve found a funny ass joke on this fucking web site! |
| From: |
chay on November 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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the first funi joke here i loved it! |
| From: |
ALEX on November 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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LMAO HAHAHAHAHA I LUV IT ALSO HAHAHHA ORALE 2 THIS 1 2 |
| From: |
Marissa on November 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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nice, made me laugh. |
| From: |
Princess Marshmellow on November 22, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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That was messed what, is that your life story? |
| From: |
Grimey Underwear on November 28, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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Terrible joke,..and to everyone who liked please kill yourselves,....and to whoever wrote it,..take a bath in gasoline and than have a nice smoke,.... |
| From: |
kissable _kasey on November 30, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! |
| From: |
Joe on December 9, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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That was awwsome. |
| From: |
Chad Hollister on December 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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She was so PWNED!!1! |
| From: |
char on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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good
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| From: |
skz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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awesome |
| From: |
The Pope on June 20, 2006 @ 12:53 pm |
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Wow! That was definetly a good one! |
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