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Posted by: Tracy on October 18, 2005 @ 9:22 am
My Private Part Died Today:
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Lisa
asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Lisa," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and
I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Lisa. "Mr.
Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Lisa,"
replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
asked Nurse Lisa.
"Well," he replied. "Today’s the viewing."
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| From: |
Chynnah on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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Dat Was Funny As Hell!!!! |
| From: |
Beautful black women on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
That was pretty good!! |
| From: |
JHAWKJOE on October 22, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
| Comment: |
PRETTY GOOD |
| From: |
Sammi on October 22, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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It wasn’t all that great
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| From: |
adrienne on October 22, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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my ass can tell better private parts then you |
| From: |
george on October 22, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
| Comment: |
very funny |
| From: |
stacey****G**** on October 22, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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gud gud but its ’pyjamas’ |
| From: |
nt on October 23, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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crap |
| From: |
deron on October 23, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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thats funny
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| From: |
XxHeartStephxX on October 25, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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It was ok i guess, kinda awkward tho..... |
| From: |
jodie sushi on October 25, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
| Comment: |
ehem... |
| From: |
xoxweezixox on October 25, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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was aight |
| From: |
CCC on October 25, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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waste of my time |
| From: |
jess on October 25, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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your joke was totally sucky balls |
| From: |
ronnie on October 27, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
man that shit wasn’t funny |
| From: |
gary on October 27, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
| Comment: |
dumb
but you cam sucky my bells |
| From: |
counrty boy on October 27, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
| Comment: |
hey I think it was pretty funny. |
| From: |
boo boo on October 27, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
| Comment: |
stupid ass |
| From: |
neva u mind on October 27, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
| Comment: |
that joke was good why carnt there be more funny jokes like that |
| From: |
adiraghav on October 27, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
| Comment: |
hey fine but not so gud |
| From: |
Kia on October 28, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
| Comment: |
That was pretty funny .................i guess lol
!!! |
| From: |
dan on October 28, 2005 @ 6:45 am |
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that was gay like you |
| From: |
stephen on November 1, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
| Comment: |
that woz really bad
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| From: |
Your relatives. on November 1, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
| Comment: |
YOU ARE AN ACCIDENT, PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND FIND A FOSTER HOME.
FINAL WARNING. |
| From: |
freddie on November 2, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
| Comment: |
you silly young boy that was bloody crap my name is Freddie Goldstein and that was insulting
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| From: |
atxboy on November 2, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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that joke was ok its good for a giggle not a laugh |
| From: |
mike on November 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
| Comment: |
That was the gayest joke i have ever heard |
| From: |
molly on November 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
| Comment: |
yeah it wasnt really good...it sucked |
| From: |
holly on November 4, 2005 @ 7:19 am |
| Comment: |
that was good |
| From: |
bob on November 4, 2005 @ 7:21 am |
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That was dry |
| From: |
sick on November 4, 2005 @ 7:21 am |
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yea it ok aye |
| From: |
melissa on November 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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it was cute, and he did spell "pajamas" right, stacey g, you moron |
| From: |
dannie on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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my pet fish can tell better jokes then that |
| From: |
roadkill on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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socka mel cazzo lafiga peroza |
| From: |
Reese on November 7, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
| Comment: |
Whatever! I’ve heard better! |
| From: |
mish on November 8, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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made me giggle
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| From: |
angelica on November 8, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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that was stupid i dont know how can people say tyhat |
| From: |
~Summer~ on November 10, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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That was FUNNY! |
| From: |
newton on November 10, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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totally funny i am still laughing |
| From: |
brittany on November 10, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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succky sucky his balls |
| From: |
haha on November 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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the only funny thing about your joke was the joke made about you by " your relatives "...now that’s funny...lolol |
| From: |
chanel on November 14, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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it was iight
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| From: |
harry on November 15, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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i liked it |
| From: |
Dharmesh HS on November 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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it is awesome and damn crazy I liked it
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| From: |
chay on November 18, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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didnt like it |
| From: |
brat on November 20, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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that was fucking awesome
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| From: |
Yofe on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
| Comment: |
THAT WAS WANK!!! |
| From: |
Hope on November 23, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
| Comment: |
That was funny...and for all u ppl dat r commenting bullshit on this sight if u dun have nething good to say ..dun say it..and go getting a fuking life retards |
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Your relatives on November 28, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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You still havent packed up your stuff so that you can get the fuck out of our house and lives,...your clothes and other shit will be out on the street when you get home from work this afternoon,....make sure you dress warm cause you are gonna be out their a long time picking them up,....YOU FUCKHEAD!! |
| From: |
Jade on November 30, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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oh dear alot of ummm nasty fings bein sed lol, i like it i guess, i could of been quite insensitive but hey! keep it up |
| From: |
shit joke on December 8, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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that joke sucked ass |
| From: |
haha on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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hahahaha nice jokes |
| From: |
alex on February 20, 2006 @ 9:53 am |
| Comment: |
THAT WAS Gay so dont joke any more |
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