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soo f*ckin funny
Posted by: el_mike on November 3, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday happy birthday Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious he asks the bloke why.Well the guy says I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can’t be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender a bit taken aback places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say happy birthday happy birthdayThe bartender asks so which one died?No one. But you only ordered two drinks Yeah well I’ve given up drinking.
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brandi on November 6, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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that was cute |
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Douglas on November 6, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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Umm, yea that was a long joke for a little payoff. Its not that funny. |
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Gay on November 6, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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THAT WAS GAY TOO WTF. WHY SO GAY? |
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Bill on November 6, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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Gay |
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H8rsindaclub on November 7, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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most definitely the dumbest joke ive ever heard i come here for a joke not a life lesson
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john on November 7, 2005 @ 2:51 pm |
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crazy |
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muffy on November 8, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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go to the old fogie faggot website, this isn’t dirty |
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makenzie on November 9, 2005 @ 7:34 am |
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why the fuck do all you idiots diss pplz jokes u guys have nothing better to do then come on here nad make yourselves look tough get a life man....lets see you guys make better jokes then these ppl jokes are seposed to be stupid thats what makes them funny you bunch of ASSHOLES!
by the way like your joke its Cute KISS
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~Summer~ on November 10, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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I thought it would be funny.... the last part wasnt! |
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sammie on November 10, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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it was not that funny stupid shit!!!!!!! |
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Brittany on November 10, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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u can do better |
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benny on November 10, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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I agree jokes are supose to be stupid that’s what make’s them funny you jerk’s.
I’d like to see some of your dumd ass joke you dumd asses. |
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Chicken on stick on November 11, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Ze goke tasted like chicen, but it phorgot ze bbq saus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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john on November 11, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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so fucken domb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LiL_GrUmPy_ on November 11, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Next!!! |
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aboriginal on November 14, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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u made me read tht. it was utter shit and nt 1 bit funny |
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l4nny_c_ on November 14, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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fu**ing crazy |
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tim... on November 16, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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...agen..that was 20 seconds of my life wasted!...maybe u shud do sumit more productive wit ur life like try n kill urself!?..just a sugestion...think about it!... |
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ardareus on November 16, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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its too long and it is stupid boy. my grandma ranks better than that. ya dummy! |
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bob on November 16, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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you fucking suck!!thats not even fuuny stupid ass!! |
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big dong on November 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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i think my nan would oh had an orgie well wiht the beer bottle lolz |
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chaychay on November 17, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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i didnt even get it hmm?
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sonoonoo on November 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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it was regular
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ur mom on November 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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come back to bed i need some lovin |
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MaeGal on November 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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Ha ha very good |
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mini hoe on November 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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da middle of da joke was ok but it was a pretty shit ending
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gary on November 20, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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not bad at all cant see any one else sending them in they dont have to read them well done mate |
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stanley on November 20, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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sexy |
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king ding-a-ling on November 20, 2005 @ 10:10 am |
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that joke was almost as amazing as the size of my pee pee |
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true on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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yeah what’s so funny |
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Princess Marshmellow on November 22, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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Ha ha hee hee!!!!!!!!! I like that "the size of my pee pee"! Yeah this joke sucks corn nuts. Get a life lil man! |
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maria on November 23, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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funny on November 24, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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I thought it was funny, fuck wit every body say, real cute. Keep it up
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bow-wows gurl on November 27, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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what the f#%@? that was dumb. that didnt mak a bit much sense. so you know what? YOU CAN KISS MY ROUND AAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........dicck.
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skittles on November 27, 2005 @ 9:26 am |
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i dont get it..? |
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simon on November 28, 2005 @ 11:47 am |
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lol that was kinda shit |
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me on November 28, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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funny
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tater salad on November 30, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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that was fucking crazy as hell |
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coco on December 2, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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that was retarded!!!!!!!!!! ya stupid retard |
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mhmm on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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that wasn’t dirty but it was cute |
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blondie on December 18, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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i really didnt get that joke at all.......... |
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fag on December 19, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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thats was so gay i fucked myself |
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liz on December 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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i likeed it |
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jade on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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this joke is so fukin long and so not funny dum ass |
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ben on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
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stupid bro. |
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SHELLY MATHES on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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THAT WAS HOT. |
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cv bvn on April 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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that was sooooooooooo fuckin gay |
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nico on April 19, 2006 @ 6:38 am |
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An announcment to all unsuccesful joketellers. If you are to make your joke a long one, make sure it is not a fucking lame one. As an example of what not to do, read the joke above. |
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