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Shit from Above
Posted by: Give Me your MSN on November 21, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
| One night a man got drunk and walked home from the bar and passed out in bed right next to his wife and went into a dream he had a dream that he went to heaven and he was at the gates into heaven and she saw a line with saint peter there and walked up and said am i in heaven saint peter replied yes your in heaven the drunk man replied how did i die saint peter said umm hold on wait a little while and i can pull up your records with that the drunk said ok saint peter pointed to a chair and he went up to the chair and sat down he saw a blonde angel pass and said can i go and fuck her saint peter said yes do it behind the cloud so he spent 30 minutes fucking the blonde and she left and he went and sat back on the chair a few minutes later a bruette walked past him and he said can i go and fuck her saint peter said yes so he went behind the cloud and spent 30 minutes then she left and he sat back on the chair and then a few minutes later a redhead walked by and he asked saint peter the same thing can i go and fuck HER and saint peter said yes so he went back behind the cloud a third time and then she left and he went back to sit on the chair but after all that fucking he had to shit so he said saint peter can i use the bathroom saint peter said yes go over the edge of the cloud and wipe with a piece of the cloud so he went over to the edge of the cloud and Shit and wiped with a piece of cloud then he heard his name being called many times and wondered if they pulled up why he died but actually his wife was screaming his name and he awoke with a jump he said to his wife what is it and she exclaimed you can fuck me three times you can shit the bed but theres no god damn way your going to fucking wipe your ass with my pillow!!!!! |
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ur mom on November 23, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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have you ever heard of punctuation?!?!?!?! |
| From: |
somehotchick on November 23, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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funny
he he he he |
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godsgaurdian on November 23, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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so funny, i got a good kick out of that one!!!! thank you!!!!! |
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grimey underwear on November 24, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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sometimes I do the exact same thing,....I mean shit the bed,... |
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*~MonkeyLuvas*~ on November 25, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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That was great, puncutaion would help!! :-) |
| From: |
kendra on November 25, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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that long paragraph..... where was the funny |
| From: |
Bob on November 25, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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U need punctuatuin bitch |
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Shadow on November 30, 2005 @ 11:10 am |
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that was so kool that i almost shit myself ! learn your puncuation. you know the . the ! the ? and what ever else. !!!!!!! |
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someone on December 2, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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eh...it was ok...it was a buildup then a let down...i thought there was gonna be a better punchline...but it was alright. |
| From: |
Jelly on December 2, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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haha that was good mad me lmao kinda scary tho |
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dildo on December 7, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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That was So fuckn boring,you need to lern how to use puncuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
a human on December 8, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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its longggggggggggggggggggggg
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| From: |
jamalndavis on December 9, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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taht is some funny shit |
| From: |
jazzer on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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hhahahahahaha that joke was awesome
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| From: |
jade on December 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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Stupid joke what a let down. How the fuck is anyone supposed to read that shit with no PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Heather on December 19, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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Thats was hilarious and discusting at the same time, way to go!!!!!!! |
| From: |
bigcon on December 25, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha i 20 years older when i head that and im still lafeing hahahahahahahahahahahaha also im 20 years old but i still cant funking spell hahahahahahaha
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| From: |
kirey ojoi on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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goood one i like it lot
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lol that was gay on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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man that was the most dumest joke i have ever saw, dude dont make fun of heaven like that.............not kool |
| From: |
tard on January 29, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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stupid, very stupid. Learn some f**king grammar. |
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gator on April 10, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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fucking imbecile |
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Craig on April 21, 2006 @ 11:59 pm |
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I can’t believe I actually laughed at that! But I did! I have never seen a paragraph sentence. |
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wow on April 26, 2006 @ 12:10 pm |
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was pretty out of breath after that llllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg "joke" |
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paulg on April 28, 2006 @ 11:52 pm |
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That’s goota be the longest sentence I’ve ever read! |
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Stevie on October 17, 2006 @ 6:06 am |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! |
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