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little Martin
Posted by: pillowbiter69 on November 30, 2005 @ 1:01 pm
Little Martin is four years old.
One day while he was pestering his mother, she said " Why dont you go across the street and watch the builders work, maybe you will learn some thing."
Martin was gone for abot two hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned. martin replied.....
"Well first you put the fucking door up. Then the son of a bitch dosnt fit
so you have to take the cock sucker down, then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side and put the mother fucker back up. "
Martins mother said, " wait until your father gets home."
When Martins Dad came home Martin told him the whole story.
Martins Dad is shocked and tells him to go out side and get him a switch !
Martin replies, " GET FUCKED, THATS THE ELECTRICIANS JOB " |
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| From: |
kelso on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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aah!!!! ive heard better |
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littlebit on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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that was to funny i loved it |
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wolfman on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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Aw, this is classic ! Good 1. |
| From: |
bob todger on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD ITS OLDER THAN MY GREAT GRANDMOTHERS MUFF. |
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thrasher on December 7, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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fucking brilliant job! now i got to go find an electrician!! heheh
awesome joke |
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dude on December 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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fucking sweet dude |
| From: |
Chuck on December 12, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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dude sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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joe james on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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that was helerious dude!!!!
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| From: |
me on December 16, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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funny.... but the punchline’s lame! |
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Skz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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that was good |
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Sammy on January 7, 2006 @ 9:56 am |
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It was okay but it was more ..funny than dirty |
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sexy_ash_a_lee on January 18, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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AHAHAH! Very funny! Sounds like my little brother! |
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lemonn on March 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am |
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cute, but it’s an old joke |
| From: |
charlene on September 12, 2006 @ 3:11 pm |
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shit!!!!!! |
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