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Something good to eat
Posted by: Charliegurl28 on December 6, 2005 @ 6:31 am

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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants a tattoo of santa claus on her inner right thigh and the thanksgiving turkey on her inner left thigh. The artist says, "ma’am that’s kind of a strange request ... might i ask why you want those particular tattoos there?" "Well", she says, "my husband’s always bitching that there’s nothing good in the house to eat between thanksgiving and christmas, so i thought i would fix that!"


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From: Britt on December 8, 2005 @ 11:11 am
Comment: HAha lol that was pretty funny

From: Keir on December 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: That’s funny

From: archidude on December 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: that was funny!

From: breast addict on December 11, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
Comment: very nice!

From: michael on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
Comment: lollolll found it funny n1 m8

From: matt on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
Comment: that was funny!!!!!

From: dude on December 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: that was f***ing funny

From: R3 on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: hahahahha....good stuff

From: ya moms bitch on December 14, 2005 @ 10:43 am
Comment: o.....k then well i wouldnt mind a good feast either between chrissy and thanksgiving......im
expecting invitations from u so u can cook me somfin...hehehe

From: ashhole on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am
Comment: ur so cool NOT! lol jk nice joke

From: sexysevens on December 15, 2005 @ 11:58 am
Comment: it was a cute joke

From: lol on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am
Comment: haha thats funny

From: Dmann on December 21, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: that joke was great but who is her husband cause he is a pig for some pussy

From: sxuz on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am
Comment: that was great

From: princess on December 30, 2005 @ 10:55 am
Comment: haha that was fuckin hilarious that was the best joke i ever heard

From: Ms.PolkCouNty on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am
Comment: LOL ,NOW I BET THE HUSBAND JUST DON’T HAVE A TURKEY HE HAVE A LIP FULL OF CUM!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA

From: Heather on March 13, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
Comment: That was nice

From: Local D on April 17, 2006 @ 10:41 am
Comment: Kudos dude, everyone luvs it.... rock that shit.....

From: fuck me if you can on April 25, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Comment: lmao nice

From: mike on September 22, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: man i wish i had a girl like that

   
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