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Posted by: Spyro on December 7, 2005 @ 9:27 pm
To whom this may concern:
I have a serious issue. Do you mind me asking you for a favor? Here’s my dilemma. I’ve been wanting this for a long time. I’ve been craving it for soooo long! I mean the memories of it going in hard and coming out soft; it’s driving me insane! My tongue wrapped around it, licking up the juices. My mouth waters due to the strong urges. I can’t help moan to each bite, for the flavor is too great! I need it can’t you see? So can you please help me? Well now that I’ve chimed my heart out, here’s my question:
Can I have some gum?
Thanks,
Spyro |
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| From: |
cheyenne on December 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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that was so funny
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| From: |
billy on December 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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that was wicked sick funny’ |
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lazyman on December 9, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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GAY!!!!!!!
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Breats addict on December 11, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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That was hilarious |
| From: |
N00b on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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My anus tells better jokes than that... |
| From: |
samap on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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What a load of crap |
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karee on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnY! |
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billyjoe on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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That was fuckin’ gay. |
| From: |
tom on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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uck |
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Pepper on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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haha wicked. |
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dude on December 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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thats was like the funniest dirty joke i ever read |
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LunytoonX3 on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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orale that was awsome ese |
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dickhead on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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gay |
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Fanie on December 12, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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Total bullshit, I wish the teller of that joke gets a cramp in his arse! |
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Cock Smoker on December 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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That was funny. That was actually a really well constructed dick joke. I have never heard one that good. Keep on making jokes like that! |
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F-Me-now on December 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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FUNNI AS HELL!! |
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kay on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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fucking funny bitch |
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nun-yuh on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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eh dat was perty gud... not badd |
| From: |
j on December 13, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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crock of shit stick to ur day job |
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veebee on December 14, 2005 @ 10:43 am |
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sure u can have a piece of gum....ONCE IVE STUCK IT UP UR ASSHOLE.....THAT JOKE
IS SO FUCKIN GAY...LIKE WHO THE FUCK CRAVES FOR GUM U FUCKIN IDIOT GET A
FUCKIN LIFE |
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jayz on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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that was fuckin stupid you should be slapped for something that stupid
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| From: |
jayz on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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you should be slapped for that stupid joke
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| From: |
jayz on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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not very funny
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| From: |
bob on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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wot that was piece of crap |
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Nick on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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I don’t know what’s worse the "joke" or the people who posted comments saying they laughed. |
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gv on December 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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shity |
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steffany on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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hat was fuckin hillarios if i was a guy that would make me so horny. |
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f*** off on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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that was gay as hell come up w/ new ones and then submit more |
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Cock Smoker on December 20, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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Y’all wanna take this outside?! Nick, veebee, jayz... BRING IT ON!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Danielle on December 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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I heard this so many places bfore...its kool, but can’t you come up wit ur own shyt?
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Crystal Lindhorst on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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I’ve heard that somewhere before. Infact it was from this guy named Wayne Stanton.
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| From: |
Local D on April 17, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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don’t listen to those wet blankets...... that was awesome, something I can share with my boyfriend..... he loved it...... keep that shit up..... |
| From: |
Craig on April 21, 2006 @ 11:59 pm |
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Thanks, that’s 30 seconds I’ll never get back! |
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fuck me if you can on April 25, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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lmao nice thats hella fucked up |
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None of your Busness on May 1, 2006 @ 3:17 pm |
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THat was soooooooo funnyt |
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