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Bear
Posted by: chrisp on December 11, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
| One time this dude came back from camping with a huge cut on his shoulder. His friend said "How the hell did youget that?" The guy said "I had sex with a bear". His friend goes "Why the fuck would you do that?!" The guy goes "Well I was out taking a nice walk in the mountians and i was picking up some pine cones. Next thing i know some bear scratched my back with his claws". His friend looked confused. Then the guy goes "So i raped the honey eating motherfucker!" |
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kritzthashit21 on December 12, 2005 @ 11:37 pm |
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um...., okay |
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wtf342 on December 12, 2005 @ 11:38 pm |
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did you read this and actually think about what you wrote,, o.k i’m going to do you a favor. Go down to a pawn shop, buy a .357 mag and end you life befor you pollute the rest of the gene pool. God dammit man do this for the rest of us and end yourself befor it’s too late
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tim on December 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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that freakin hilarious!!!!!!! |
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kay on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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not that funny |
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gary on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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that freakin dumbass shit dude???????? |
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meika on December 15, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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did you even read this wher is the joke i know you
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jazzer on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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thats kinda funny but gay as shit |
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steffany on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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i aggre with wtf342 you really need to kill your self and get it over with cause that is the stupidest joke i have ever heard!!! i will ever let you borrow my gun. |
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Ishka on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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Erm...where’s the punchline? |
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raypist on December 30, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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CRACKING. 5/5 |
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i hate white ppl on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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that sucked |
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mikeunt on January 8, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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u suck almost as bad as jazzer, and believe me his ’joke’ sucked. |
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nico on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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this joke...is not a joke |
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your mom123 on June 7, 2006 @ 4:43 pm |
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its a joke to even classify that as a joke |
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