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Easy Puss
Posted by: TDP on December 12, 2005 @ 8:20 pm
Two men walk into a bar. They step up to the bar and turn around to check out the scenery.
The first man says, "Man, I could easily have sex with any woman in this bar."
The second mans ask, "Oh really, dude? Well, why do you say that?"
The first man replies, "Because I’m a rapist." |
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kay on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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not very funny |
| From: |
Paul on December 13, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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What’s the punchline? |
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dick on December 13, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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that was soooooooooooooooo like gay dude
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j-3eeeezy on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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that shit wasnt funny dumb bitch |
| From: |
billy on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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dude that sucks ass |
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bootyfejfjhjdhjv8957 on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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that was the even more lamest joke in the history of lame jokes!! It is LAME with a capital L to da AME!!! |
| From: |
MANdie on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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I LOVE IT!! |
| From: |
Kara on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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And where was the JOKE?? |
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katie on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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its dry humor. its awesome. its along the lines of ,why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. |
| From: |
ray on December 14, 2005 @ 10:42 am |
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so gay , not funny |
| From: |
Nick on December 14, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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Normally rape is very funny, but your joke just stunk. |
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meika on December 15, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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that was so boring. where the hell did you get this one? |
| From: |
ricky on December 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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gay as u r
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jazzer on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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nice job fucking up a pretty good subject |
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mat lad on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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ha ha ha ha |
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steffany on December 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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that was the gayest most retarted joke i have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who ever wrote this is proubly a rapist to!! you sick ass! |
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pussylicka on December 16, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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wked m8 wked m8 |
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chase on December 16, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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i hope you get raped that was so lame
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Lovely Black girl on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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Thats pittiful if you have to take sex from someboby insted of just asken
you must really be ugly
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| From: |
hater on December 19, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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DAT SIX BALLS!!!!!!!! |
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THIS SUCKS!!! on December 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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Holy Shit im sry i read this joke...the one with the chicken crossing the freakin road is better |
| From: |
Gabby&Phalisha on December 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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That was the shizzet! Don’t listen to any haterZ on here. They’re just mad cuz they don’t know how to take a joke.. |
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shugonworrier on December 21, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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that joke waz iight, shit ya got alot of haterZ (wit a capatial Z0 on here if ya don’t like dirty jokes then look elsewhere bitch azz niggas, good joke though, fooo... Shezy |
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sam on December 21, 2005 @ 11:41 am |
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that was not a dirty joke it was a retarted one! loser!! |
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Nameless on December 23, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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Not a funny joke, as rape is never ever funny. I hope the moderator removes your joke, why did it even get posted? |
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Monicca on December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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this is what i would have said if ur on stage....BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
get ur lame ass of the stage |
| From: |
ss on December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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you must have some some bad jail memories
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| From: |
veronica on December 23, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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um u need some work so try harder O.K
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neighbor on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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at first I wondered why anyone would post a comment on a joke...every joke I’ve read on this site was a bit silly. if you don’t like it, don’t tell it. move on.
(let’s see if dirty jokes let’s this post go up)
but you know what’s really hilqrious? all the responses to this one.
nice job bro. reading the sorted attacks on you for your posting gave me a gigle.
he he
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zach on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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that was friggin gay
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| From: |
666 on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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U must be the rapist..is it a true story cuz its not a joke little man |
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special ed on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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i want to rape you 2 |
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m me on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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wen am i suposed 2 laugh.. bbuut i dont get it |
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hotty225 on December 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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noy funny stupid & gay |
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damian.c on January 1, 2006 @ 11:41 am |
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dude this joke suck ass |
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Henchman on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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This IS such a pathetic attempt at humour, i just HAVE give my comment.
All of you who said "this joke sux ass" You got that right! |
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shayna on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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u r sick rape is not funny stupid |
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squirl on January 3, 2006 @ 11:46 am |
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Its not that bad, I kinda like it. I feel a little gilty 4 laughing though. |
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shadow on January 7, 2006 @ 9:59 am |
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u should be locked up u filthy perve |
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chelsi on January 29, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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that, for some random reason, was extremely funny to me |
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what the hell on January 29, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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dude that, your sick. you think rape is funny? rape is a sick act. people like you belong behjind bars and in mental institutions. |
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luke on February 1, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! that shit is so funny y r u guys sayin its lame. Oh i suppose its actually funnier to you if you r a rapist. |
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matt on February 4, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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thats just wrong
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sarah on February 6, 2006 @ 2:40 pm |
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I laughed out loud. Hard. Good joke. And people, it is JUST a joke. |
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Isaiah on February 17, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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That was hella not funny! |
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?????? on February 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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That aint funny at all u sicko |
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tak88 on February 28, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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that was good whoever knew the dead monkey joke....good high joke |
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alloy on March 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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hahaha..no funny! |
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Drew X on March 14, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Your probablly the one one that would get raped, you fucking faggot
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nico on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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haha! |
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meandyou2 on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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that is the funniest joke i have heard in a LONG time |
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the BITCH on July 5, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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hahahah...not funny |
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