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Yet another girl gets dumped!!
Posted by: Jazzer on December 15, 2005 @ 1:29 am
"hey you forgot to open one more present." so the girl says no i didnt i dont see one. so he said thats because its in the car hold on. so the boy went out to the car and came in with a little box. so he told her to open the box. when she opened it it was a paper shaped pink heart that said "your last gift is my heart. now listen to what i have to say" the girl looked up at the boy and he said.. "will you be my girlfriend because i have loved you since the day we met i was just not ready to tell you.." so the girl started crying and said yes. then she said " i have loved you since the day we met too"..
2 Years later, her so called ’true love’ was waiting for her boyfriend in his house. He was in the bathroom, and she was waiting for him outside. She started going through his drwares, looking at the pictures of him. Then, she screams. She starts crying. Why, you may ask? Because, she found a picture of him naked. Naked on top of another girl. She opens up the bathroom door, and screams at him! She dumps him, and walks out. As she crosses the street, still with the picture at hand [for some reason], she looks at it more closely. The picture of the girl is of her best friend. She faints, right in the middle of the street.
The boy comes out in the middle of the street w/ her, and picks her up. He tells her that he made a huge mistake and that he will always love her. To make her forgive him, he takes her back into his house, where she has the best sex [and only sex at the moment] of her life.
Just as she goes into bed, she finds another picture on top of her dresser. There is a picture of him naked on top of her best friend again! To the looks of it, she is fucking him hard. There is a note from him that reads, "That was some nice fucking we did today, but I’m done with you, so fuck off." She faints again.
lol, like it? This one I made myself, accept for the first paragraph. |
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Jazzer on December 16, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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Sry bout this joke being so scrambled and confusing, I never read it over again. You can find the fixed version, and more jokes, at this page: Here! |
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the cat on December 16, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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im cunfused was that a joke or are the joke |
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TyrantAngel on December 18, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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so retarted learn how to write |
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jazzer on December 18, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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well html doesn’t work so just go to:
http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=9581747&groupID=101631142&adTopicID=9&Mytoken=104FEA22-11C2-A0E9-8FB261AA5A9937D236127578
Copy+Paste that and go to the bottom where the last reply is. That is a fixed version of this joke.
To the cat: That was the joke |
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mister on December 18, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
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wow was that retarded
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| From: |
Desiree on December 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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Wtf was that!? |
| From: |
Brittany on December 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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I didnt get it! |
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jchammer on December 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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cosmic |
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... on December 18, 2005 @ 3:44 am |
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what? how is that funny? is that just a true story? |
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MIA on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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THAT WAS STUPID!!!!! |
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jazzer on December 19, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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u guys r piss sad. if this aint funny to u, then u should get of this fkin ’dirty jokes’ section rofl |
| From: |
stoner boy on December 19, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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i had something like that happen 2 me except i didn’t get the girl back |
| From: |
whatever on December 19, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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that was the lamest joke ever, if u even want to call that a joke. |
| From: |
Jon on December 19, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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Worst Joke Ive ever read in my life! ps. Annie smells |
| From: |
mutt on December 19, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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that was a really big waste...that wasn’t even funny!
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jazzer on December 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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lol u guys dont no wut funny is now go away lil 40 yr old and 8 yr olds lmfao |
| From: |
jazzer on December 23, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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ya ya wuteva
postin all these frikin jokes and the moderators never get to them |
| From: |
ss on December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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im not getting it |
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haychan on December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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that was a really shit joke. the only funny part is how jazzer thinks people don’t like it because they are offended somehow. No we aren’t offended it is just that you have confused a situation (which is no even true) which you happen to have found funny with a joke. They aren’t the same thing pal. There was NO punch line. |
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haychan on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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haychan u really shouldnt be here man this is the WRONG section now plz go away before i have to report your comment to the staff. ok? thx |
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gary on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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if u ever get sober try to tell it rite |
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antoinette on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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that was a dumb joke not dirty. wat did that happen to u? lol |
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[]D[][]/[][]D on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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wasnt funny |
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nicole on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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this has to be the wrost joke i ever read in my life |
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technine on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am |
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that was just shit. thats not a joke...not a joke at all!! |
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Sara on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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This joke sucked! I never read a worse joke in my life.
You suck chik! |
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you suck weener on January 3, 2006 @ 11:46 am |
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so was that the whole joke stupid |
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jazzer on January 3, 2006 @ 11:46 am |
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Ok so this wasnt a good joke. I GET IT! It was my 1st one so stfu ppls. The mods here arent puttin any more jokes on the site at the moment for sum reason. now STOP FLAMING!!! |
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levi on January 7, 2006 @ 9:57 am |
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man u gotta learn wtf a joke is ......that was dumb shit
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abhi007 n01 on January 7, 2006 @ 9:57 am |
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learn to express a joke |
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:S confused on January 7, 2006 @ 9:58 am |
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i dnt get it...it doesnt make any sense...
could u please rewrite it so its not so scrambled ?
thank u |
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Big T on January 8, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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Get a life jazzer, that joke was really wack, but i still hope u posted more so i can laugh on how bad they r. Thx
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Squidey on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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U R THE GREATEST FUCKTARD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!
U R LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PISSING BLOOD IS FUNNY COMPARED WITH THAT JOKE! |
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laura,nathan, allan on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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ha ha ha good joke morron
NOT!!! |
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ange sweet_cheeks_83 on January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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haha funny stupid fuckers |
| From: |
beau on January 18, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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what a gay joke! |
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sree4u@rediffmail.co on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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the joke sucks ............
the joke sucks.............
asshole
the joke sucks ..........
the joke sucks...........
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hazed on January 21, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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ok if this is a joke what was the puchline I obviously missed it, along with everyone else who read it |
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real comedian on January 23, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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I suggest you go back to school to learn how to unscramble that mediocre brain of yours. |
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OK on January 23, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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What? You just wasted 3 minutes of my life. If I ever find out your true identity I will kill you. Thats not a threat. Its a promise. |
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StreetBoy on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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About as useful as a one legged dwarf in an arse kicking contest ....!
You bell-end! |
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luke on February 1, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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omg i wud never treat a woman like that. thats horrible!!!!! |
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you idiot on April 10, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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it really sucks |
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fuck me if you can on April 25, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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i dont think i whoud call this a joke just a crap ass story sary |
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Brent on July 6, 2006 @ 12:27 pm |
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OK that’s just cruel. How do you think screwing around with love is funny? And the ending was just messed up. Maybe if you had a better ending with perhaps a punchline it would be better. |
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