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old man in mental home
Posted by: andi on December 15, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

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Mental Institution


In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like hes driving a car.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"

Charlie replies, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks,

"Well, Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago." "Great," replies the nurse.

The nurse leaves Charlies room and goes across the hall into Bobs room,

and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.

Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"

Bob says, "Im screwing Charlies wife while hes in Chicago"



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From: Jazzer on December 20, 2005 @ 10:33 am
Comment: um this is pure golden shit

From: boyou on December 20, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Comment: this joke was sooooooooo funny, onlu jokin ha ha ha ha this joke was so dhit really shit

From: Good joke inspector on December 21, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: Nice joke (Hahahaha)

From: Dmann on December 21, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: this is a classic joke and maybe you could put it on my website

From: MuZy on December 23, 2005 @ 11:27 am
Comment: i liked it

From: ss on December 23, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: it was good

From: ??? on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am
Comment: that was soooo shit

From: Ur daddy on December 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Comment: this joke was dumb

From: []D[][]/[]D on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am
Comment: pretty good

From: ravie on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Comment: that was funny as hell

From: tech nine on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am
Comment: theres always got to be one little shit who disagrees with everybody else. what a pimp.

From: sexyone on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am
Comment: I thought it lacked something fantatstic........

From: I wanna suck ur on January 3, 2006 @ 11:46 am
Comment: This was y but any boys out ther e willing to see real y meet me at the syosset hospital on january 4 8:00 PM............And i am soooooo serious

From: ????? on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am
Comment: that was funny

From: viren on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am
Comment: bad joke

From: ya mum iz a fat whor on January 13, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: like me off

From: Who Cares on January 24, 2006 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: Please dont share crap like this anymore. It sucked!!!!!

From: Who Cares on January 24, 2006 @ 2:51 pm
Comment: Please dont share crap like this anymore. It sucked!!!!!

From: anbermarie1 on February 23, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: good one

From: big *1* on February 28, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: thatz some crazy shit right there... HAHA

From: nico on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am
Comment: i loved this

From: chris on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: That’s pretty damn good

   
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