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a lesson
Posted by: adrian on December 21, 2005 @ 0:01 am
True story
My friends girlfriend and him had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married. His parents helped them in every way, so did me and my friends, and his girlfriend? She was hot! There was only one thing bothering him, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. His sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near him and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he got there. She whispered to him that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told him that she wanted to make love to him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister. He was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." He was stunned. He was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at him. he stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house. He walked straight towards his car. His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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jazzer on December 23, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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started out so-so
then got worse and worse
that moral doesnt make any sense
no punch line
a shitty shitty SHITTY joke |
| From: |
tom on December 23, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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it is strange but i like it |
| From: |
Tashonda on December 23, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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I did not git that u need 2 make it more clear. |
| From: |
Amanda and shelbee on December 23, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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hahaha this joke is so funnnnyyyy ! |
| From: |
BiG C on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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very strange but funny as hell dawg |
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Jazzer on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
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Okay, to have a punch line the lesson would of had to be:
Never keep your condoms in a car.
Which would mean that he was walkin outside to get the condoms, and the parents thought he wasn’t going to have sex with her. You killed it though, congrats. |
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JeSsIC@ on December 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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Thats an awsome joke man welL done.. |
| From: |
Layla on December 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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Gr8 joke
It toke me 2 sec to understand it but i laught for a long time after that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Katie on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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The joke was kind of dragged on with pointless details get to the point but it was funny at the end. |
| From: |
The Joker on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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Funny joke, but it is kinda long. |
| From: |
HAz3L on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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Not bad joke. thought wrong first and then understood it... |
| From: |
nadine on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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it was awsome it made perfect sence |
| From: |
me on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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LOL this is a good 1.
o and btw JAZZER, the moral is ALWAYS keep the condoms in ur car because if he had some on him then he would hav fucked her and not been invited into the family, and couldnt marry that chick. dumass.
fuk some of u ppls are braindead how could you not get it?
i gt it straight away u ppl need fukkin help or something cos ura bit slow
but is it actually a tru story ive heard somethin similar b4
its crack up though |
| From: |
me on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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that sucked big time |
| From: |
linzi on January 7, 2006 @ 9:56 am |
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OMG that was awesome, i loved it, all those other ppl are complete idiots. im blonde and i get it. he was going to have sex with the sister and went to get condoms to do it, DUH, lmao great joke kid |
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HOT ICE on January 7, 2006 @ 9:56 am |
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That shit made me laugh keep it up |
| From: |
erm on January 7, 2006 @ 9:56 am |
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totally heard a different version..
moral was like "never keep your condoms in the car" |
| From: |
some guy on January 7, 2006 @ 9:56 am |
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i’ve heard better jokes before |
| From: |
Smitty on January 7, 2006 @ 9:57 am |
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i laugh everytime i see this jone |
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bored on January 7, 2006 @ 9:58 am |
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tahts not a true story !!! the guy who sent this in
just stole a real joke and chnaged some of the
words !!! omg wat a LOSER ! but the jokes good even
thou ive read it b4 !!! |
| From: |
Brittany on January 7, 2006 @ 9:59 am |
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LMAO Fuckin A man |
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Kimby on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
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why would the moral be never leave them in the car??? thats fuckin stupid!! and your stupid if you dont get it!! omg some immature peopls these days!! and no that wasnt a true story from this guy cuz its been around for forever!! but it still is funny |
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dudeakough on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
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WOW OMFG ROTFLMAO!!! rolling on the floor laughing my ass off |
| From: |
George Lopez on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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Oh my god!!! You people are obviously retarded. That shit is soo funny!!! Don’t get the punch line? You should probably jump of a bridge. |
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hottie on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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nice! anyone who doesint get this joke is a fag
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mr88 on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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the moral of the story is always keep your comdoms in the car , not never leave your
comdoms in the car. Learn how to read dumbasses |
| From: |
greg on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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laughed my ass off........thanks for the belly roll!!!!!!! |
| From: |
chris denovan on January 15, 2006 @ 9:10 am |
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I liked it it gave me a hardon |
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BECKIE on January 15, 2006 @ 9:11 am |
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OMG, HE WUZ GON’ GET THAT. NOW, I LIKE THIS KINDA SHIT RIGHT HERE. KEEP’IT UP. |
| From: |
charis.. on January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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that is a fuckin funny joke!! ya!!! good job : D
PS JAZZER..ur a fuckin idiot. ya twat |
| From: |
dumbass on January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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wtf is the matter with you this is the most retarded story i have heard yet |
| From: |
Shelly on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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So.. did he cornhole the dad, er what? |
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OK on January 23, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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This joke was stupid and entirely to long. Stop with all the fucking details and get to the point. It could’ve have been a little bit funnier if you would have wrote a joke and not a fucking story. It was really retarded. |
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jason on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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jazzer, the moral does make sense. Your just too much of a moron to get it. The guy was walking out to his car to get a condom. SO HE COULD FUCK HIS FIANCE’S LITTLE SISTER!!! |
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jazzer sizer on January 31, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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jazzer. you are a frickin idiot. you are a joke without a punchline.
and the moral of this story is
think before you speak because everyone now knows how much of a moron you are. not only did you post 1, but 2 moronic comments. |
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the next satan on February 8, 2006 @ 7:17 am |
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haha really funny |
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Des on February 10, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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the moral of it should be "do not wear condoms, get a quick fuck’" is that right? LOL. |
| From: |
ace on February 14, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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awesome joke!! loved it! =] |
| From: |
jas on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh man ... i almost cried ............
.. brutal moral though .. poor guy was just trying to get a condom ... |
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hmmm on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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lmao wow.. sum lucky bastard |
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Jackie on April 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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hahahaha that was funni |
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alejandra on May 24, 2006 @ 3:39 pm |
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this joke is funny and you can learn a lesson from this
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