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The Potato Trick
Posted by: PAUL VAUGHAN on December 22, 2005 @ 3:23 am
These two buddies are hanging out at a bar, and the one buddy says to the
other buddy " Hey man, what’s the deal with all this luck you have with
women? We both dress about the same, make the same amount of money,
and neither one of us is bad looking or anything. What’s your secret?" The
lucky guy says " You know, it’s all about the package." "The package, what
the hell do you mean?", says the unlucky guy. The lucky guy says " Every
time I go out, I stuff a potato down my pants. The women see that bulging
package and they come running!" " Cool!" says the unlucky guy, "I’ll give
that a shot sometime." About two weeks go by and they’re hanging out at a
bar again and the lucky guy asks his buddy " So, did you try out the potato
trick?" The unlucky guy, obviously upset, retorts back to friend " Man, I don’t
know what the deal is, but when I tried it the women ran away from me. Even
worse, they all pointed their fingers and laughed at me all night long! That
sucked, I got No action!" " That’s strange," says the lucky guy. " Everytime I
stuff a potato down the front of my pants, the girls all love it." " Oh, the
FRONT of the pants!" says the unlucky guy. |
Add your own comment
| From: |
Neville on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
| Comment: |
Not Bad , but lacking something? |
| From: |
BiG C on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
| Comment: |
that is a funny azz joke dawg |
| From: |
Jazzer on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am |
| Comment: |
I got a giggle out of that. It was okay. |
| From: |
alicia on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
| Comment: |
fuuny!! |
| From: |
pete on January 3, 2006 @ 11:44 am |
| Comment: |
what’s the ending.
i fell asleep. |
| From: |
stephyjay and duh on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
| Comment: |
WOW |
| From: |
*W* on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
| Comment: |
C-O-R-N-Y |
| From: |
alicia on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
| Comment: |
im confused,should i take the potato out my ass now or later??????? it feels kinda good =-) my pussy is all wet,moist,and stinky!!!!!! |
| From: |
bobby on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
| Comment: |
Mmmmmm. might off been better after 5 pints. |
| From: |
** on January 7, 2006 @ 9:59 am |
| Comment: |
Corny but slightly funny. |
| From: |
derrick jackson on January 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
| Comment: |
its....okay......ZzzZZZ |
| From: |
lexy on January 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
| Comment: |
it wouldnt be as corny if my boyfriend hadnt tried that trick in highschool NOT |
| From: |
dudeakough on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
| Comment: |
its ok i liked it |
| From: |
Tarzan on January 12, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
| Comment: |
a bit slow |
| From: |
Bob Estino on January 17, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
| Comment: |
This joke was absolutley gay I like ciggerates better |
| From: |
Lynn on January 19, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
| Comment: |
It made me laugh! |
| From: |
Queen of sheeba on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
| Comment: |
It was rather to distastful |
| From: |
CRY_WOLF on January 24, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
| Comment: |
IT SUCKED HORRIBLY I COULDN’T POSSIBLY SEE WHY ANYONE WOULD EVEN SLIGHTLY LIKE IT! YOU BITCH! |
| From: |
_cry_wolf_sucks_puss on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
| Comment: |
well der it was submited by a dude dick fuk |
| From: |
nebiyu on January 27, 2006 @ 10:09 am |
| Comment: |
you,idle!! |
| From: |
it was srtaight on January 29, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
| Comment: |
that shit was striaght but this is jokking not eating time |
| From: |
jas on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
| Comment: |
lmao!! .. i dunno what’s funnier - the joke or the comments |
| From: |
oak on March 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
| Comment: |
the joke took place at a beach not a bar! it was funnier that way and the guy was wearing a speedo so imagine what it would look like |
| From: |
Nico on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
| Comment: |
booooooooooooooring |
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