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Little Johnny...........................
Posted by: Me on December 24, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Little Johnny was at Sunday school one day, and the nun that was teaching him asked the class, which part of your body do you think reaches heaven first? A girl named Sally answered with ’I think the hands are the first part of your body that reaches heaven because God will pull you up by your hands because you pray with them everyday’. That’s an excellent answer Sally replied the nun. ’I think your legs go first!’ said Little Johnny, the nun, confused asks ’why do you think that?’ and Little Johnny says, ’because the other day I walked into my mums room, she had her legs in the air and she was screaming "Oh God I’m coming!" if it hadn’t been for the milkman holding her down, we would’ve lost her’.
The nun fainted... |
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MARTHA on December 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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VERY CUTE |
| From: |
david on December 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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an old joke head it lots of times but still has some punch in it.
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KIM on December 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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CLASSIC , MADE ME CRACK UP AFTER A SHIT DAY DAY TNX |
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hotty225 on December 27, 2005 @ 9:30 am |
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that was pretty funny |
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Katie on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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that was pretty darn dirty. lol. johnny jokes are great. |
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Tyghmyshoe on December 30, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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haha thats good |
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fuckedddedddup on December 30, 2005 @ 10:55 am |
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i hate when ppl take old jokes from some other pg or website and then post them back it makes tehm gayh UR GAY |
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gettyup chuck on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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as the new year comes, i will pop the google to find out all i need, its better then popping my pimples and alot less expensive, so getty up, getty up and join the fun, just don’t pop my pimples. |
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somechick on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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poor kid |
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Geoff on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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luv a good laugh this was it |
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Tasha on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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thats very funny, I love little johny jokes |
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marthamartha on December 30, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo lo lol lol lol lo llol lol lol lol lol lol lol lo lo l !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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alwysasoldier on December 30, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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thats messed up |
| From: |
LAZENSA GIRLS on January 1, 2006 @ 11:41 am |
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THAT WAS WACKED OUT YO!!!! |
| From: |
sammy-j on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am |
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r all u guys from da states |
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alicia on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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i fink it was quiet funny |
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Sam on January 1, 2006 @ 11:43 am |
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this joke was FRIEKEN FUNNY HA HA HA AND LOL AND IT WAS PRETTY NAUGHTY |
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sheedah on January 3, 2006 @ 11:44 am |
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HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY |
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hott girls on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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i thought it was funny and anyone dissin it is just jelous SO GET OVER IT
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walter booker on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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that was a new joke to me |
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Nicole Nicholson on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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I think that the joke was very cute
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Benito on January 7, 2006 @ 9:57 am |
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lol im still laughing 10 min. later nice one :) |
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Josie on January 7, 2006 @ 9:59 am |
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haha, cute yet funny.....yet dirty. lol |
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andy on January 8, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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brilliant! |
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haskell shawn varney on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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that is the stupidest shit i have ever heard I AM 11 YEARS OLD |
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Devilz on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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loooooooooool!!
~Sweeeeeeeeet~ lol
I liked it ;) |
| From: |
jones on January 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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sad |
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alaskan thunder fuck on January 11, 2006 @ 11:27 am |
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good joke ill use that one in the future
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clare on January 11, 2006 @ 11:28 am |
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christ almighty |
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aaron on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
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damn thats classic |
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polly on January 12, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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gd gd |
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matt on January 13, 2006 @ 11:18 am |
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it sux ass
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kel on January 13, 2006 @ 11:20 am |
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yes m8 dat a sik jk, fukin pissd ma self laffin yo!!!! lol |
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God on January 15, 2006 @ 9:11 am |
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How dare you! Thats it, I’m sending you straight to hell! HaHaHaHaHell! |
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MS gurl on January 19, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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dat waz funny azz hell all da mothaf-ers who say it aint must b some CRACK HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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dannt on January 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm |
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thats a really good en
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the milkman on January 31, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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yeh i agree with the 11 year ,hmmmm,yeh its pretty stupid shit, yeh, so if you will do us all a favor and just never tell another joke that would be wonderful, hmmmmm,come to think of it, just jump in front of a train, yeh that would be better
thank you |
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Jim on February 1, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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got a laugh.. pretty good |
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jen on February 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm |
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funny |
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jesus on February 4, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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hmmmmmm HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
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matt on February 4, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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thats frikin great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jamie on February 10, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Dude that was messed |
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Paul on February 12, 2006 @ 9:20 am |
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class joke il be tellin my mates all day |
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Mike C on February 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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pretty good.. be better if u actually came up with it..
to haskell shawn varney on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am AKA the 11 year old:
u stupid fuck, wiat till ur balls drop, than red this joke |
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coolieo on February 22, 2006 @ 11:18 am |
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good joke |
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Heather on March 13, 2006 @ 3:05 pm |
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good one |
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sherrell on April 3, 2006 @ 3:36 pm |
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love little johnny jokes they crack me up. |
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De best on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm |
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heard many different versions /// good joke though
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???????? on April 30, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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very nice |
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