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Posted by: ashley on January 17, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
| So this couple is in the dudes care makin’ out. They decide to take it to the back of the car. He starts goin’ down on her. A couple of seconds into it, he feels something in his mouth. He pauses and pulls it out. Its a fuckin’ pea! Hes like ’whatever, I’m gonna get laid’, and goes back down. A few more seconds go by and he feels something in his mouth again. Slightly irritated, he pulles it out and sees it is a carrot. Whatever man, gonna get laid, gonna get laid, he thinks. Goes back down. Comes up with a god damned potatoe chunk. "What the fuck?! Are you sick or something?", he yells at her. "No, but the last guy was", she replies. |
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someone on January 19, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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stupid is the only word for that joke. |
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jonny inter on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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its not worth a comment & learn to spell you moron |
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Tweeder on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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its CAR not CARE in the first sentance fuck mook |
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smcm993 on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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not bad ! |
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sarah on January 21, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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not bad.. go check succubus’s jokes. hehehehe... i still laughed tho... |
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Bryan on January 23, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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I love this joke and it may be the grossest joke ever!!! |
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princess on January 23, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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you are fudging discusting.
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scrubber on January 23, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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pisser! |
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JULI3 on January 24, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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THATS JUST NASTY!!
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Jade on January 25, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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uhhh....get a new joke dude. That ones’ grotesque. And kinda sad too. |
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Bec on January 25, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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Haha that was good! |
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basterd on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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ye watever its kk but its minging dude...seriously get a life... |
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jason on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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u fuckers that do not think that joke is funny........are way too uptight. Take the dick out of your ass and get a sense of humor |
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thankfully NOT ash on January 29, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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OMG, THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!! *cough* |
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K@ri on February 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm |
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Dat was mingin wat a joke te cum up wi |
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jim on February 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm |
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my god! dosnt make sence!
wat u on mate!
oh yeah and jason on january 26..... FUCK OFF DICK HEAD
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joe on February 4, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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fuken fag that was gay |
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stella xxx on February 6, 2006 @ 2:40 pm |
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i fort dat was a pretty gd joke ... but ven agen im only 13 !!! hehe
i still laffed tho |
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for jim on February 8, 2006 @ 7:17 am |
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you dont get that joke ? what a moron |
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cruelman on February 12, 2006 @ 9:19 am |
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fucking stupid stupid and STUPID. We should get m2000 men to shoot come in your face at one go for the joke!!! |
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Malteaser on February 15, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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it did make me laugh!!! |
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jas on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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i think im gonna be sick too!!! ... ew .. that was fucking gross .. but hella funny |
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Mike C on February 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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eww.. and to think that guy was ready to stick his dick in their |
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Dani on February 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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Ew, ew, . . . .EW! That was so gross |
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juciy fruit on February 28, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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THATS FUCKEN NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Heather on March 13, 2006 @ 3:05 pm |
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Ewwww that was nasty!!! |
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nico on April 14, 2006 @ 6:17 pm |
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HAHA! Amazing Joke! It was sick and funny, i love it.
and jim on February 3 you’re a fucking moron if you don’t understand the joke: the previous guy to eat out the girl puked on her taint. |
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