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Bad Breath?
Posted by: just me on January 22, 2006 @ 9:03 pm

Go Back

So a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. As they are sitting down, the brunette notices a guy checkin out the blonde. So the brunette decides to go and talk to this guy. She walks up to him and says,

"hey, i see you’ve been checkin out my friend. You know, the blonde sitting over there. She’s pretty isn’t she?"

the guy responds,

"oh man, she’s just gorgeous, absolutely beautiful."

brunette: "well, for $50 i can arrange for you to smell her pussy."

guy: "well yea, of course!" he pulls out the money and hands it to her. she takes it and breathes in his face.


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From: Bec on January 25, 2006 @ 10:41 am
Comment: Eeew gross...but haha very funny

From: i.m.c on January 27, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Comment: very nasty but i liked it

From: redz on January 29, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: lol eww gross but funny

From: g unit on January 31, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Comment: real dirty. i like it

From: kitty kat on January 31, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: hahah funni but yes.. very gross

From: jazzflutist on February 1, 2006 @ 10:48 am
Comment: Haha! nice one, but a little gross.

From: jazzflutist on February 1, 2006 @ 10:48 am
Comment: Haha! nice one, but a little gross.

way to go buddy

From: Megan on February 3, 2006 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: Ewwww skanky but halirious :D

From: Tahnaya on February 3, 2006 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: thats a good one LMAO

From: the next satan on February 8, 2006 @ 7:17 am
Comment: hifuckinlarious

From: jas on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am
Comment: i love brunettes ... i love women just as much as men!!! ... but c’mon .. ever heard of MENTOS?? ... still .. it was funny .. lol

From: Mike C on February 22, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Comment: that must have been some meal the burnette had

From: FUCK KING on February 25, 2006 @ 10:56 am
Comment: That is so old, and it came off of poetic justice starring 2PAC and Janet Jackson

From: aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:18 pm
Comment: lol dats funny

From: brainwashed on May 13, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: y dont u go eat pussy that joke sucked

From: ME on September 4, 2006 @ 4:11 pm
Comment: I thought that was pretty damn funny.

   
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