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Willie Nelson
Posted by: chad on January 30, 2006 @ 7:35 pm
theres this flea, that just hates his life. one day he gos to the flea master and says to him, i am miserable,will you please put me somewhere where i am happy.the flea master thinks and says, ihave somwhere i can put you. i will put you up on a horses hind,youll really love it there. so the master puts the flea up on the hind of the horse. the next day the flea calls the master again and says " you have to get me out of here. this horse is killing me with his tail" the master says i have another place i can put you. i will put you up high on an old country stars beard name Willie Nelson. youll really love it there. the next day the flea tells the master again " you have to get me out of here,this pot smoking guy is killing me " the master says i have one more place i will put you and i dont want to hear another word out of you. i will put you on old Dolly Pardons snatch. the master again tell the flea,you really love it there. So the master picks the flea up and place him onto Dollys snatch. the next day the flea calls the master , the masters says nop, i told you i didnt want to hear from you again,to leave me alone. the flea says but master you dont understand,im back in Willie Nelson beard.
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link on February 3, 2006 @ 12:05 pm |
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Dolly you sick biatch |
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Mike C on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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flea master? is it suppose to be god or somthing |
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bobby on February 22, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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look out for willie and the boys........ |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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u know this isnt right only 1 girl read this joke.(me) now that tells u something. |
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alessica on June 25, 2006 @ 8:10 am |
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that girl above me if a friggin fag maddie |
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