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Pussy stretcher
Posted by: Mr_Nasty on February 9, 2006 @ 1:22 am
There was a guy in his sports car speeding across a bridge when there was the blue and red flash of a Police car. Fuck, thought the man as he pulled over to where the cop was on the other side of the bridge. "Licence and registration please sir." said the cop coming up the window. The guy gave him his licence and waited. "So Mr Jones, what is it you do for a living?" perused the cop. "Well" replied the guy, "I’m a cunt stretcher. First I get one hand in there, then two hands until I’m finally up to my elbows.....then I try and get my feet in there and pull and pull until it gets to about 6 feet wide." The cop looked at him with a surprised expression. The cop then asked "And pray tell, what do you do with a 6 foot cunt?"
"Well," replied the man "YOU GIVE IT A RADAR GUN AND PUT IT AT THE END OF A BRIDGE!" |
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| From: |
billykok on February 11, 2006 @ 3:08 pm |
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wicked!!!! |
| From: |
tierney on February 12, 2006 @ 9:18 am |
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shit joke man |
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stupid people SUCK on February 13, 2006 @ 7:01 am |
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The guys job is supose to be a rectum strecher, YOU DUMB FUCKIN CUNT!!, The cop is supose to be a 6ft asshole |
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Mr_Nasty on February 14, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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And the difference is????? Cunt, asshole.....you lick the sweat off my nuts |
| From: |
jjk on February 16, 2006 @ 10:15 am |
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Is this the best you got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
twitch on February 16, 2006 @ 10:16 am |
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tierney and stupid people SUCK ,you cunts can lick the sweat off my nuts when your done with Mr_Nasty.kiss my ass you dumb fuckers. keep up the good work mr nasty. |
| From: |
>>> on February 18, 2006 @ 10:12 am |
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Mr nasty is soo rite he’s joke is the best |
| From: |
Torrie Y on February 20, 2006 @ 9:52 am |
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This joke sucks DICK. Ya, so u now know it sucks that BAD!!
P.S. Mr. Nasty, U SUCK |
| From: |
jas on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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kudos for you dood!! |
| From: |
Mr. Nasty SUCKS ALOT on February 22, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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WOW YOU KILLED THE JOKE BY SAYING IT RONG U DUMB FUCK GET A LIFE. |
| From: |
audrey on February 22, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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it made me laugh, in an odd sort of way, o_0, you know, through my cunt. |
| From: |
JA KID on February 22, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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THIS JOKE IS VERY STUPID. |
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2 Torrie Y on February 22, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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I don’t see any of your jokes on here Torrie.....is your middle name "unfunnycunt" or something along those lines? |
| From: |
unright_myke on February 23, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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why must we all be so mean to each other? cant we all just get along/ |
| From: |
BOJO on February 25, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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F***in Hilarious |
| From: |
Abhilash on February 28, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Agree with "stupid people SUCK". Implying that a cop who is 6 feet, is a 6 foot asshole is funny. Implying that he is a 6 foot cunt does not make sense. Mr_Nasty, if you still want to use "6 foot cunt", atleast make the cop a girl. |
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twinky on March 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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hey biilykok,and stupid people suck
i’s fot a guestion for both of u
if a pussy was to slap you in the face what would u do
eat it or slap it back |
| From: |
aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:18 pm |
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stupid |
| From: |
blazecrew67 on April 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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its an asshole strecher because a 6 foot asshole makes more sense then a 6 foot cunt u fuckin idiot |
| From: |
maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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i get it !!!!!!! i agree with blazecrew67 though |
| From: |
jake the fake on August 20, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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that joke sucks balls
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| From: |
notorius p on September 12, 2006 @ 3:11 pm |
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no u suck balls that joke was ok |
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