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Rhyming Contest
Posted by: Just me on February 22, 2006 @ 0:30 am
| A young cowboy has been sitting in this bar for an hour or so staring at a beautiful woman when he finally gets up enough nerve to approach her. He sits down beside her and blurts out, "M’aam, I think you’re beautiful and I’d really like to take you home with me tonight." Instead of getting mad she says, "Fine, I’ll go home with you but only on one condition. You must first out rhyme me." She then tells him, "I sent my pussy out to sea. Can you bring it back to me?" Well, he sits there a long while and finally he says, "With my hat I’ll make a boat. I’ll use my balls to make it float. I’ll use my dick as an oar and row your pussy back to shore." |
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mary viele on February 23, 2006 @ 2:34 pm |
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we are over 40 year old just looking for a laugh thank you |
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ss on February 24, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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it was cool |
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pat mcrotch on February 28, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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nnnniiiiicccceeee |
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Abhilash on February 28, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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beautiful |
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albert rostein on March 6, 2006 @ 3:04 pm |
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you should have the joke say "i’ll shove my dick down your throat!" be a nice touch. |
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Starr on March 7, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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Awsome joke dude......I used that joke in my karaoke jams at the local club....and ended up gettin laid with it.....thanx again....!!!!! |
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Des on March 16, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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that’s a good one buddy... let me contribute to it.. "take you back to my house. with your permission i rip your blouse. there i saw your hairy pussy. kinda stink but im not that choosy!!" Adios |
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adam n alex n mark on March 16, 2006 @ 10:28 am |
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....lovin da joke .......
it was ace we all bored and that propper cheard us up nice 1
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Just Me on March 20, 2006 @ 2:44 pm |
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I’m glad all of you like this joke. I overheard my dad telling this joke maybe fifteen years ago when I was twelve. I’ve always loved it and recently heard a joke that reminded me of it so I decided to share it. Oh and for all of you that think I’m a guy, I’m not, just a randy girl. LOL. |
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aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:17 pm |
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ur dad told u dat when u were 12? holy fuck bad parenting skills man lol |
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Just me on April 9, 2006 @ 8:37 am |
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I OVERHEARD my dad telling this joke when I was twelve. If he had known I was listening he would never have told it. |
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nico on April 14, 2006 @ 6:17 pm |
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Great rhyme, but i didnt find it funny |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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that was funny! im glad u had a strong bond with your dad. |
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BABY_AFG on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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WOW...Wat a rhyme I luv it
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