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3 Dogs
Posted by: Lindsey on March 1, 2006 @ 8:38 pm

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Recently, they’ve been conducting a test to see if it’s true that dogs take after their owners. They take 3 dogs from 3 different people with completely different lifestyles. The first dog comes from a doctor. They put the dog in the room with a pile of loose bones. The dog makes a skeleton out of the bones, "oh his owner must be a doctor!" the people say. The second dog comes from an architect. They put the dog in the room with the pile of loose bones and it builds a structure out of them. "oh his owner must be an architect!" shout the people. Last, they take a dog from a stripper. They put the dog in the room with the pile of bones. First it grinds up the bones into dust, snorts them, fucks the other 2 dogs in the ass and says "can i go home early?"


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From: Bill on March 3, 2006 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: It should have been a celebrity/supermodel rather than a stripper.

From: ???? on March 8, 2006 @ 10:44 am
Comment: ..............who ever heard of a talking dog, i mean...y did it snort its not coke or anything its just fukin dog bones grinded up

From: jd on March 13, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: something smells like shit i think my dog just craped on the floor,,,no wait its just this joke

From: NaughtyAngel on March 23, 2006 @ 10:47 am
Comment: jd’s comment made me laugh more than that joke did

From: dumb bitch on March 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am
Comment: haha the dogs got ass fucked

From: aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: can u say stupid

   
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