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2Girls night out
Posted by: huh on March 26, 2006 @ 5:28 am
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That’s nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ’From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!’
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lulbashira on March 28, 2006 @ 9:47 am |
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imagine the sympathy card from the army ’From all of us at the Field Army, Well naver forget you’ |
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somebody special on March 28, 2006 @ 9:49 am |
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That’s a good joke. :)
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aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:16 pm |
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lol that was good |
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no one ever told me on April 1, 2006 @ 12:18 pm |
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lol... thats a keeper.
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ted blanket on April 3, 2006 @ 3:34 pm |
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i took a shit behind a headstone once
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ted blanket on April 3, 2006 @ 3:34 pm |
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i got card from the army once too... lol
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suspect on April 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm |
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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| From: |
cat on April 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm |
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ewwww... thats funny |
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CHARLIE on April 5, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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EXTERMLY FUNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
dev on April 5, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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quality..
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pizzlepayne on April 5, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Ha...nice. that reminds me of the time that i went to mexico with my 3 black friends....oh man what a day what a day.. |
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knowing more than u on April 12, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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u got that off of a birthday card u cheating CUNT |
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no one in particular on April 12, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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heard it |
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Don on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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A+ |
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TP on April 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am |
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B+ |
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Mantosh on September 18, 2006 @ 11:46 pm |
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Nice one |
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