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The Truth About Women
Posted by: NINE BALL GOD 1 on March 27, 2006 @ 5:34 am
A man picks his son up from his first day of kindergarten and to his amazement his son tells him he has learned two new words on his first day. His father says, "I am so proud of you, what are they?"
The boy replies, "Vagina and Bitch", with a look of utter confusion. The father is in complete shock and scolds the child for his vulgarity. The boy is in tears and asks his father to please explain the words and why they are so terrible. The father agrees to explain the words if the son promised never to use them again and especially not to tell his mother.
"So my boy, remember when you used to take baths with your mother when you were little?" "Yes!", replied the boy..."The hairy place between your mother’s legs, that’s a vagina." "Wow that is funny, dad. What is a bitch?"
"THAT’S THE REST OF THAT CRANKY SOB!!!"
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lkl;fdlk;jf on March 28, 2006 @ 9:48 am |
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joke sucks nuts
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little turtle on March 30, 2006 @ 9:50 am |
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thats not funny that is sick and gay!!!1 |
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kjhknkmnbb on March 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am |
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yeah that pretty much blows |
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Alyssa on March 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am |
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that joke is soooo retarded never again u fags
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??? on April 1, 2006 @ 12:15 pm |
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That joke waz sick , im not sure bout da vagina part ,(that waz the sick part) |
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dil on April 1, 2006 @ 12:16 pm |
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this joke suxs cock |
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aries on April 1, 2006 @ 12:16 pm |
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thats bunk |
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Dick on April 1, 2006 @ 12:18 pm |
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Gayest joke ever! |
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Trict on April 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm |
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Sucks |
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bobisha on April 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm |
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gayyyyyyy as hell |
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boo on April 5, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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i thought it was a good one! |
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Dre on April 5, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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hahaha thats off tha chain man. for all the people below if you think this joke is nasty THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU READ IT? |
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mike on April 6, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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sweet joke |
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two dirty bitches on April 7, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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dat woz totally shit !!!!!
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moo on April 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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these ARe ’dirty’ jokes, the clues are in the title...if ya dont like these kind of jokes why come on them :S do you have no minds at all :S w/e |
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sean on April 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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ehhhh it was ok
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ass whole on April 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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Its supposed to be the difference between Vagin and Cunt- vaginas the hairy thing and Cunt is the rest of it |
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Hannah,Age 10 on April 8, 2006 @ 1:24 pm |
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My name thing isnt true :P im 20 and a male O.o |
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to dre on April 9, 2006 @ 8:36 am |
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4 ue info maybe we didnt know it was ganna be that nastey and gay and lesbi like.oh and go do ur mom if u dont think this joke is sick!im kalling this word 2 ever 1 who luvs or likes this joke..................BITCHES! |
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Melissa on April 9, 2006 @ 8:36 am |
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thats funny |
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agf on April 12, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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for all you people who dont like this joke can go fuck them selfs and if you dont like it then dont fucken read it. |
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nico on April 14, 2006 @ 6:15 pm |
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hey retard, people cant know if they like it until they read it. and dre, are you 4 years old? you think this stuff is sick? pfffft. also, i think this joke had great potential, but ended up sucking some hardcore ass... |
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sam-shaker on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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thats not to bad |
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