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The Sucker
Posted by: allan burt on April 3, 2006 @ 4:39 pm
A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.
’ What are you doing up here, ’ said the man.
’ I’m going to kill myself, ’ replied the woman.
’ Well, before you do,what about giving me a blowjob? ’ said the man.
The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.
’ Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? ’asks the man.
’ Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman.’ |
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GQ on April 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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THATS TIGHT ...JUST ADD SOME SPICE TO IT LEADING UP TO THE END |
| From: |
blazecrew67 on April 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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funny ass shit havent heard a good joke like that in a while |
| From: |
alex on April 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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thats disusting |
| From: |
bo on April 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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what hte hell thats messed |
| From: |
stephanie on April 7, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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that joke is about as funny as trevor macdonald on smak - not gud! gets me |
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annano & brianno on April 9, 2006 @ 8:36 am |
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wtf. who would give some random guy a blow job right b4 they were about to kill
themselves??
its not funny. at all.
i hate you |
| From: |
scot on April 10, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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y u all dissin thts a good joke ur jelous u cnt thnk of 1 !!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
me on April 12, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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i can think of one ok this lady went with her kids to blockbluster and they were trying out the video games when she said they had to leave the boys say one sec she again tells them its time to go and again they reply one sec she tells them one more time and gets the same answer she then yells at the top of her lungs"I DONT HAVE ANY SECS NOW YOU TWO GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" try saying what she said out loud if u dont get it |
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Goat on April 13, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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good one |
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infurno25 on April 14, 2006 @ 6:14 pm |
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that was good |
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nico on April 14, 2006 @ 6:14 pm |
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dude, f*%# the jokes, your guys’ comments are funnier |
| From: |
bUd on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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im w/ you niko the comments r FUNNIER |
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kaz on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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something like that happened to me, i’m scarred for life |
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:) on April 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am |
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haha, awsome! |
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andrew on May 2, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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dat joke is fuckry |
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opo on May 8, 2006 @ 12:46 pm |
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ok then |
| From: |
Judge on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Nico Ur right man these comments r better than the jokes. but that joke was aight 7/10 |
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Melanie =) on June 19, 2006 @ 4:11 pm |
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lol that was funny wats wrong with u people the joke was good u guys just are too immature to understand it and stop talking like ur on crack as in YO MAN THAT DOPE WAS SHIT lol so stop and for the people who dont understand it the guy wanted to get a blow job cus he was desperate and the girl/guy lol was about to kill themselves |
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JAND SB on July 14, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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THATS THE GAYEST FUCKING JOKE EVER |
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evi on August 29, 2006 @ 3:12 pm |
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lol that was funny as.melanie no one cares about your very mature input k hun |
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