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idk...so w/e
Posted by: rj on April 4, 2006 @ 8:43 pm
This guy and his girlfriend are driving down a road, RREEEAALLLLLY SSLLLOOWWLLLYYYY. The girl says that for every 5 miles an hour he goes, shel’l take off a part of her clothes. So he goes 5 miles faster, her shirt. 5 faster, her pants.Eventually she is naked and hes going 75 mph. They then crash into a ditch. The gut is stuck and cant move. The says she’ll go out for help. The guy tells her that he can reach his shoe and that she can use it for a bit of "clothing". She puts it over her vagina. She runs up to a trucker and says"Help, Please! My boyfiend is stuck and he cant get out!" THe trucker replys,"If he’s in that far....i’m afraid i can’t help you."
Get it? It looks like her boyfriend got stuck in her vagina when they were having sex. ((I’m not saying they did.It just looked like that.)) |
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alex ewwalex on April 7, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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eww |
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dizzyka on April 7, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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no shit |
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hate on April 7, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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did you really just explain that? |
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? on April 7, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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WTF IS DAT SHIT!! |
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:MrClean: on April 8, 2006 @ 1:24 pm |
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Very Very Lame. |
| From: |
eli on April 8, 2006 @ 1:24 pm |
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LOL i didnt get this joke took me a while |
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Shotgun Suzzie on April 9, 2006 @ 8:36 am |
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when you explain a joke it stops being funny. |
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Casey Rae on April 11, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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What was the explanation for? |
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no no on April 14, 2006 @ 6:14 pm |
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dont explain that destroys the joke |
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josh on April 14, 2006 @ 6:17 pm |
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thank you shotgun suzzie! |
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josh on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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why’d you explain retard?
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Fayaz on April 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am |
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Very nice joke. i would like to sink in that vigina |
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fuck me if you can on April 23, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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lmao yes nice dude |
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yo daddy on April 28, 2006 @ 11:55 pm |
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the joke was fuckin funny but you shouldn’t have explained it |
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mr on May 12, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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the explination ruined the joke |
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christian on May 18, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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badbad
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caitlyn on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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wtf is with the explanation???
let ppl get it for themselves its all part of telling a joke fuckwit!
omg its not like ppl r dumbasses and wont get it...unlike u
TOOL
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jokemaster143487 on June 6, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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dumbAs$ what with the explanation |
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Fuckin Cunt on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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explanation ruined the joke |
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