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Up ’n’ Dead
Posted by: Gino on April 9, 2006 @ 7:24 am
A Lebanese Guy from Beirut named "Abou el abed" died with his dick standing up. His relatives put him in a coffin but they couldn’t close it up because each time they try to close it, the "standing dick" forbid them to do so. Suddenly, they got an idea: they pulled his dick, twisted it and put it into "Abou el abd"’s ass. Abou el abed seemed to be suffering: his color changed to red...
Abou el abd’s wife looked up at Abou el abd’s best friend and said: "Did you see "Abou Nasif"! I told you that it hurts in the ass!!!" |
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ShocksMom on April 10, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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OkListen,
That was the worst "joke" I have ever read. You disappoint me even worse then my loser, shit eating son. I think you both should tie yourselves together and jump in front of a speeding bus.
Love always,
Shocks Mom
P.S- Son, your tranny Dad called he wants his dildo back if you done with it. |
| From: |
cas on April 10, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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i donty get it it was shit |
| From: |
Elton John on April 10, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
| Comment: |
Never hurt me |
| From: |
Richard Simmons on April 10, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
| Comment: |
Me either |
| From: |
god on April 11, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
| Comment: |
see u in hell 4 that |
| From: |
steph on April 11, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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thats gross 2 elton john |
| From: |
Michael Jackson on April 11, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
| Comment: |
A little boy told me that once |
| From: |
john on April 13, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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ya dick so little when you tried to stick it in ya woman said am really and you were all ready sticking it in |
| From: |
The Dirty Priest on April 13, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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a alter boy told me that also, wanna borrow him michael? |
| From: |
nico on April 14, 2006 @ 6:14 pm |
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you guys are all illiterate |
| From: |
bob on April 14, 2006 @ 6:16 pm |
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fuck in shit by da way ya mummas gooooooooooooooood
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| From: |
lik a pussy, bitch on April 14, 2006 @ 6:16 pm |
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what the fuck was that !!!!! |
| From: |
JOSH on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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john, the women says, is it in yet? dumbass |
| From: |
erica on April 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am |
| Comment: |
was the worst joke ever. althought it feels good having a dick in your hass |
| From: |
Fayaz on April 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am |
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It was a shit. Don’t think of ass in that way. Don’t make joke in which death is involved. God bless u. u made a big mistake. |
| From: |
your all lame on April 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm |
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see how u r all fools by calling a person for puttin their joke online, your all a bunch of pathetic little kids with no lifes. |
| From: |
Pee Wee Herman on April 24, 2006 @ 4:45 pm |
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where can is get this in video ? |
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idntrlygveafuck on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm |
| Comment: |
whhhhhhhhaaaaaat |
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john is a douche on June 19, 2006 @ 4:17 pm |
| Comment: |
john , are you a gook? |
| From: |
Tanya on June 19, 2006 @ 4:19 pm |
| Comment: |
ok what the fuck |
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