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The horse
Posted by: Averagedale on April 14, 2006 @ 5:49 pm
| This horse on a farm goes up to the cow and goes, "I have a bigger dick than u" then he beats him up. The horse then goes up to a sheep and goes "I have a bigger dick than u" and beats him up too. He then goes up to the female cat and says "I have a bigger dick than u" and the cat replies "I don’t have a dick" then she beats up the horse. The moral of the story is, no matter how big the dick, the pussy can always take it. |
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runerangor on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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tahts some fucked up joke |
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nico on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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ok you femenist bitch, the dick has, does, and always will dominate the pussy. deal with it. |
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vagina face on April 17, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
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good comment nico. sweet and gnarly |
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OKAY on April 17, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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That is the most dumbest fucking joke on earth.....what the fuck where u thinking man?
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sexy on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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gun joke |
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juggalo on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i can relate to that joke.....my gf kicks my ass everyday |
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its a secret on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm |
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u fucking freak |
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hottie on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm |
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thats the stupidest joke i’ve ever heard in my whole life!!! |
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Don on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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Averagedale and juggalo, insert barrel, pull trigger and spare the world from any of your offspring. Pussies! |
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britney on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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that was funny that is not always true though. |
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sam-shaker on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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thats cute but its not something to get all worked up about. Try harder |
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kirsty on April 20, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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not even funny omg propa shit |
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:) on April 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am |
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If the joke is so stupid, why are there so many fuckin comments?
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nico on April 21, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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Stupid jokes merit many belittling comments you REtard. |
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Sarah on April 23, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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the dick will NOT always domimate the pussy i dont see any dicks giving birth through that small ass little hole |
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autumn on April 23, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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u probaly wrote that because ur dick is as big as a needle
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lisa on April 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm |
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i go with autumn! lol |
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Archville on April 26, 2006 @ 12:08 pm |
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f*cked up joke. autumn theres no need to poke fun at him. Guys always remember we are more logical than them(most of us are any way) |
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Fucking chauvinists. on April 27, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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This is a joke. Not a sexist statement.
I liked it btw. |
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nico on April 28, 2006 @ 11:55 pm |
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If it’s a joke, it’s a bad one. If it’s a statement, it’s a false one. |
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Rebecca on April 28, 2006 @ 11:56 pm |
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Wow, some reeeeeaaaaallllyyyyy insecure men and most likely ugly bitches on here got
really defensive! Hell, I thought it was funny.
IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE STFU. GROW BALLS.
The end.
Funny joke btw. :) |
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phreakin on April 30, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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ahaha thats awesome |
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Jaxie on April 30, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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hey ppl itz a joke get ovr urselfs itz funni!
plus, this is the net u prolly will nvr meet any of the ppl on here so if ur so tuff on line. psh u prolly an 65 year-old fat man with serious problems |
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nico on May 1, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
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Even if I wasn’t a guy, I would be able to tell that this joke is NOT funny. What exactly is funny about it?? And if this is a social statement, then it’s also wrong. It’s common knowledge that men have and currently do dominate women. And I use the word "dominate" very freely here. P.S. I have a bigger than average penis, so I’m not insecure...and I’m hot. |
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nikki on May 3, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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not bad it was a bit funny
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muff diver on May 8, 2006 @ 12:47 pm |
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the story of my life |
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@#$ on May 9, 2006 @ 1:08 pm |
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hilarious - remember people - its a fucking joke! |
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baby on May 12, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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ha ha that was funny x |
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hard ass on May 15, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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u people have know fucking sense of humor bunch of dumbass rednecks or just bunch of morons its a damn joke laugh quit with the stupid ass comments already u fuck ups . |
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jess75 on May 17, 2006 @ 12:57 pm |
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it was a cute joke....what’s a matter nico truth hurts...i think your arrogant, ignorant etc...it’s a joke man get a grip...nobody cares about you...oh yeah hi everyone else!!!! |
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God on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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Your all going to hell for disrespecting mother nature, sorry |
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Dizzy on May 18, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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I find you all hilarious at getting all worked up by this joke....it was awesome BTW...
But mostly, I find it remarkable that no one pointed out that a cow and a sheep are both female animals....::points and laughs at you all:: |
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cc on May 22, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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lol .... too true!!! |
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jasmine on May 24, 2006 @ 3:39 pm |
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as sad as i am to admit it men do dominate women.oh and cows and sheep are females |
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mike on May 24, 2006 @ 3:39 pm |
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that was one dumbass joke. Cows and sheep don’t even have dicks. |
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im gona fuk u on June 19, 2006 @ 4:12 pm |
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lol funny |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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i agree with sarah and u r the feminist nico so shut the fuck up!! |
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britt on July 11, 2006 @ 4:13 pm |
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i fuckin love that
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hehe on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sooooooooooooooooo true |
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Daisia on September 24, 2006 @ 11:23 pm |
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Nico i agree with maddie. You need to lighten up and quit getting so worked up over a joke! And quit being an asshole and maybe people will like u better and there is no such thing as a dominate sex and if there was it would be women cause men dont go through all the stuff that women have to during pregnancy! |
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