Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Dirty Jokes - dum kid
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




dum kid
Posted by: runerangor on April 14, 2006 @ 8:15 pm

Go Back

Theres this rich old lady who has never been satisfied by a man and she decided that she’ll give 1 million dollars to a man who can fully comfort her. so all these huge guys start to fuck her one by one for the money and they all got kicked out by her all saying " whoa.... toooo big". Then some small guy hears about this and decides to have a go, and the other guys who got kicked out thought the little guy would get kicked out in a matter of seconds but bout an hour later he came out with the money. so they were amazed and asked how he did it and the dumb kid said " daddy told me to use my head to do everything.."


Add your own comment

From: xenon ellis on April 17, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Comment: this joke is fuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkeeeeeed

From: sexy on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Comment: lamo
just not funny at all

From: jo blo on April 17, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: fuken hilarious

From: Eijula on April 17, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: Funny! Very funny!

From: sum1 on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: omg not funny

From: brooke on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: heehee funny:)

From: meadow on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: stupid,stupid,stipid!

From: me on april 20 @6:41 on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: that was so fucking stupid u dont evan no

From: Angela on April 18, 2006 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: this is so fuckin funny!!!

From: Justin on April 18, 2006 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: This joke sucks. No offense.

From: Justin on April 18, 2006 @ 2:58 pm
Comment: This joke sucks. No offense.

From: Jaime on April 20, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: you suck

From: JD on April 21, 2006 @ 6:54 am
Comment: ITS ALLRIGHT BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO GET MARRIED

From: Jaime on April 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am
Comment: no, im wrong. I suck, I’m just a stupid faggot. I’ll go stick my head in a blender now.

From: yeah... on April 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am
Comment: that’s kinda not. funny. ♥

From: hilarious person on April 21, 2006 @ 11:59 pm
Comment: this joke was ggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy


From: zak-i on April 22, 2006 @ 1:55 pm
Comment: this joke is the shit lol

From: danny on April 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: stupid.not at all funny

From: Jon on April 24, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: AT first it was fun but it suked after the end B#^@!

From: c on April 24, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: that was so fucking stupid

From: Eledar on April 24, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: That was dumb as hell....

From: how do you do this? on April 25, 2006 @ 11:01 am
Comment: ♥ ♥ ♥♥
♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥
♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥
♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥
♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥

From: Zac on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: hihihihihihihihihihihi

From: WTF? on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: that was pretty damn gay

From: doggin on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: i still dont get it

From: Hot0762216008 on April 27, 2006 @ 10:56 am
Comment: That was so gay sorry but gee you can do much better than that.. you gotta be gay to like a small dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Lee on April 28, 2006 @ 11:52 pm
Comment: Dont get it.

From: cookie on April 28, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
Comment: MY RETARDED FRIEND TELLS BETTER JOKES

From: Beau Henson on April 29, 2006 @ 10:47 am
Comment: This was so fucking funny..................... (not) Get a life and quit going for the lil men about 6 years old.... you dumb ass

From: DIAMOND on May 3, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: FUCK THIS JOKE ITS SOOOO WACKKKKKK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~!!!!!!!!!!~
ALL YALL BITCHES GO TO HELL

From: DIAMOND on May 3, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: THIS WAS SOOO WACK BITCH TAKE YO JOKES BACK FOR A REFUND PLSE..
FU FU FU FU UF FU FU

From: TATOR on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: THE DAMN COMMENTS ARE FUNNYER THAN THE JOKE

From: Skinhead on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: Puhh !!! my cat just died of heart attack

From: honda_125_cr@hotmail on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: .com
this is the fucking worst joken joke ever made history

From: Lola on May 6, 2006 @ 2:22 pm
Comment: This is stupid
No one understond it

From: haha on May 7, 2006 @ 10:25 am
Comment: that is great but ......... which one?

From: ryola on May 7, 2006 @ 10:27 am
Comment: Its Pants !!!

From: alyssa on May 9, 2006 @ 1:07 pm
Comment: wow talk about fucked up come on now my grandmother can tell better jokes then this but hey got to give ya credit you tried ;)

From: ANONIMOUS on May 9, 2006 @ 1:08 pm
Comment: U SUCK! THAT AINT FUNNY AT ALL!

From: jay c on May 10, 2006 @ 1:14 pm
Comment: what the fuck

From: me on May 10, 2006 @ 1:14 pm
Comment: its ight

From: Judge on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Man these comments are hilarious wow. they saved ur joke from suckin’ even more. hahahahahhha!!!

From: Wow on May 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Comment: If you get it, it’s an amazing thing...lol.

From: the kid on May 19, 2006 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: THAT WAS FUCKED UP! YOU SICKO!

From: fjk on June 21, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: thats rank

From: a person on August 22, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: i dont get it

From: sam on September 18, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: dat waz funny

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.