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2000 pounds
Posted by: meadow on April 17, 2006 @ 6:54 pm
| A woman and a pro body builder met at a bar one night and hit it off well.They decided to go back to a hotel room for some all night fun.They get to the hotel room and the guy immediately starts to undress.First he takes off his shirt and says(refering to his arms) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman starts to get more anxious.Then he continues to take off his pants and says( refering to his thighs) "see those baby thats 1000 pounds of dynamite".The woman is aching for action at this point as she starts to touch herself.The he starts to remove his boxers and show off his package as the women screams in freight and runs out of the room.he goes to find her and shes out in the parking lot gasping for breath.he asks her what was wrong and if she was ok.She replies "with 2000 pounds of dynamite and with such a short fuse I thought you were going to blow". |
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yoink on April 19, 2006 @ 6:37 am |
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yoink............................... |
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nico on April 19, 2006 @ 6:37 am |
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lmao!! good one! |
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kirsty on April 20, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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lmao this joke is fuckingggg MINT lmao |
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moryah on April 21, 2006 @ 6:56 am |
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dumb as hell |
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gansu on April 21, 2006 @ 6:58 am |
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ha ha haaaaa...... v funny.. |
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HEY YAL... on April 21, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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Man like thats even remotely realistic
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hyphy on April 22, 2006 @ 1:56 pm |
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joke was hella stupid. |
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cmf on April 23, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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twas funny..... i guess |
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Your mom on April 23, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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That was the most stupid joke i have ever fuckin heard! At least put a joke on here that is some what funny!!! |
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paul on April 23, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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iy was alright |
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nichole on April 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm |
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omg that shit was so funny |
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chad on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm |
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i like it ,it was funny keep some more coming |
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Kar900 on April 28, 2006 @ 11:52 pm |
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that was an ok joke not funny tho |
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Rebecca on April 28, 2006 @ 11:55 pm |
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Haha, good one :) I’m sure ALL bodybuilding guys are like that lmao. |
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vanessa on May 1, 2006 @ 3:16 pm |
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very lame..i think you just wish you were a body builder......lol... |
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tyan on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm |
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...better if the woman was a blonde... |
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Ryan on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm |
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It would be better if you said she was a blond.e. |
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lol on May 6, 2006 @ 2:21 pm |
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THATS AWSOME! |
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brendan on May 9, 2006 @ 1:08 pm |
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dat was as gay as your mum |
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me... on May 9, 2006 @ 1:09 pm |
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that was funny |
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Paige on May 17, 2006 @ 12:59 pm |
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you cares if he wasnt big you can grip those muscles!! yeah |
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skdjkl on May 19, 2006 @ 2:42 pm |
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yay for steroids. the cause of female pron addictions across the nation |
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billy on June 19, 2006 @ 4:20 pm |
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lol |
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Lol @ u on August 3, 2006 @ 11:58 am |
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Not the worste joke I have ever heard, but certainly not the best either |
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Andrew Smith on August 6, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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Busted!!!! |
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