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Posted by: Shah F Alam on April 30, 2006 @ 6:42 pm
A priest is receiving confession, and a rabbi joins him. A woman comes up to the priest and says "Father I have comitted adultery". The priest asks "how many times?". The woman says three. The priest says "OK I’ll tell you what. You donate $20 and say 12 Hail May and you are forgiven".
After this the priest has to go somewhere and he tells the rabbi "You stay and
confess the rest of these people, after all it is the same God. Just be sure and get the money". So the rabbi is sitting there and another woman comes up and says "Father I have comitted adultery". The rabbi asks "how many times?", and the woman says once. Now he is stumped and he asks her again "are you sure it was’nt three times". The woman is offended and says in an indignant tone "No father, it was just once". So the rabbi says "OK I will tell you what. You donate $20 and say 12 Hail May and the church will owe you two fucks". |
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aja on May 2, 2006 @ 12:18 pm |
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i think its funny
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nico on May 2, 2006 @ 12:19 pm |
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i like |
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steph on May 3, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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good |
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suke dick on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm |
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well i didnt really get it |
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me on May 6, 2006 @ 2:21 pm |
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Stupidest joke I have ever fuckin heard |
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Tamry Wittner on May 10, 2006 @ 1:14 pm |
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wut? |
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THE C on May 13, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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RRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttt? |
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Old Cog. on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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Hows that funny? u want a bath. |
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UwannaBme on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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what? |
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sam on May 18, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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wat the hell? that wasnt fukin funny at all! |
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THATWAS BAD on May 21, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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FUCKING RETARDED
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Bull SHit on May 23, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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This joke was not even funny get it straight the joke has beeen used way to many timesw in way to many ways this is bullshit |
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christian man on May 31, 2006 @ 1:15 pm |
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thats fuckin not cool at all |
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i got fucked on June 5, 2006 @ 1:11 pm |
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hahahahaha... that’s a good joke! |
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chica chicka wow wow on June 8, 2006 @ 3:59 pm |
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um i think i get i.is it supposed t2b like 2bucks only the rabbi said two fucks?if so u get 1 chuckle from me! |
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MASE on June 19, 2006 @ 4:06 pm |
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Dont Like The Way It Dragged Out For A Tiny Punchline..
Okay Ish!.. But Nothing Special
What Do Ya Call.. The Queens Dead Dog ?
un-LUCKY
NOW THATS A JOKE LOL |
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fra on June 19, 2006 @ 4:07 pm |
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LOL!!!!!!!! |
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Melanie >=O on June 19, 2006 @ 4:09 pm |
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That was a good joke AND U STUPID PEOPLE ABOVE ME ARE 7 YEAR OLD IDIOTS!!! how do u not get it? the first lady said she committed adultery 3 times and she had to pay $20 dollars and 12 hail marys, so when the next girl said she only committed adultery once the rabbi didn’t know wat to do so he just did the same thing the priest did, pay $20 and 12 hail marys so then he said and the church owes u 2 fucks cause the other lady got the same punishment and she did 3 fucks....get it NOW??? |
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bb on June 19, 2006 @ 4:19 pm |
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chica chicka wow wow is an idiot. He doesn’t know how much $ and how many hail marys for just one fuck. So they owe 2 fucks to get a total of three. Good joke thogh |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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fuckin funny i agree with u melanie |
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fr. paul on July 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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some of you people are idiots. that was a great joke |
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prof x x x on July 23, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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hey i can volunteer to give the two fucks which the church owes to that other women. |
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Diicckk on August 25, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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Fuckin good one but should be made sexier. |
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