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Med School
Posted by: Julia on May 1, 2006 @ 8:31 pm
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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Puleeze!! on May 3, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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sooo sad! |
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nicola on May 3, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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rate funny 10 out of 10 |
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josh on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm |
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you suck
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josh on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm |
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that was the gayiest joke i have every heard
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Dottie on May 6, 2006 @ 2:20 pm |
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It was actually funny, but u had to get past the part of them actually doing that , which was very discusting. Lol ok though. |
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jackie on May 6, 2006 @ 2:21 pm |
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that is really sick but then agian it is true people dont really pay attention sometimes |
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nico on May 6, 2006 @ 2:22 pm |
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my mom told me this when i was younger--she was studying to be a nurse, and her professor did that, but with urine in a cup instead of a corpse. My mom said it was a true story, maybe she lied... but Julia’s version is better. i give it a 10 |
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Morgan on May 6, 2006 @ 2:22 pm |
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That was a really gay joke it wasn’t even funny |
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Maha on May 7, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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a very good one and thought provoking |
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jim on May 10, 2006 @ 1:14 pm |
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that was SHIT |
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Judge on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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I just wasted time out of my life readin’ this gay joke. Now everyone who read this (including me) is now dumber. everyone -3 brain cells for readin’ this joke 2/10 |
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baby on May 12, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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aww i found that well funny x |
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potheadhottie on May 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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I FUCKIN LOVED THAT JOKE 4/20 LOVE IT LIVE IT wEEEEEEEED I LOVE U MAN |
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Old Cog. on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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ur a gay horse. |
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UwannaBme on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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First good joke I’ve seen on this whole website! |
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sexy but funny on May 18, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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That joke was really funny, but I think that Ive heard better! sorry! |
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sam on May 18, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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that was so fukin gay and disgusting! |
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Rima on May 18, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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That was cute. I liked it
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The kid on May 19, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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hahahahaha, nice one (0.o) |
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karlee loves davo on May 30, 2006 @ 1:19 pm |
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yer it was ok i guess
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DeliciousPoop on June 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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actually this is from an old movie, so you mom lied, it was in amovie a doctor stuck his funiger in the cup of urine. I think it may have been an italian movie,not sure |
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warangel on June 8, 2006 @ 3:59 pm |
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ha!total genius man! |
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robert on June 19, 2006 @ 4:06 pm |
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nice joke bit sick but funny |
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Sitty on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm |
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Hilarious, but I think I just threw up in my mouth |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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heard it but it is always funny a+ |
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robert on June 27, 2006 @ 11:30 pm |
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One of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. |
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lol on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm |
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that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funni lol
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prof x x x on July 23, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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that sounded more like a sex class. not an anatomy class. |
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