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mr cadbury
Posted by: kate woods on May 9, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

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mr cadbury met mrs rowntree in a room on quality street, it was after eight. he turned out the light for a bit of black magic! and slipped his hand in her snickers and showed her his curly wurly. not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bourneville boulevard. she screamed with turkish delight! as he took out his fun sized mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out but he did a twirl and had a picnic in her pink wafers.


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From: melia on May 12, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: that’s so gay, it made elton john look straight!

From: THE C on May 13, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: BLOODY STUPID HEARD BETTER JOKES FROM 90 YEAR OLDS

From: u kno u love me on May 17, 2006 @ 12:57 pm
Comment: dude wtf?!?! seriously that was fuckin dumb! like serioulsy just take off this damn web site! wut a waste of my time! god damn even my 5 year old sister has told me better jokes.... u kno u love me

From: Chris on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm
Comment: He should have used a king-size chunky kit kat.

From: greg on May 17, 2006 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: kool lol

From: Sexy C on May 17, 2006 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: this was so lame

From: sam on May 18, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment: That was pretty fukin funny!

From: Jamie on May 21, 2006 @ 11:25 am
Comment: next time you say a stupid fucking joke like that Bart Simpson would drop fucking dead, GOSH!!!!!!!!!!

From: karlee on May 30, 2006 @ 1:19 pm
Comment: hello.... that was so lame gosh give up

From: tim on May 30, 2006 @ 1:19 pm
Comment: this was gayest fucking joke i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: kvaughn on June 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: I agree w/everyone else. REALLY STUPID

From: Tyson on June 2, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Comment: That Joke Is so stupid it is a copy off of funy junks version u just made it stupider

From: caitlyn on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am
Comment: loved it! obviously its stupid but thats what makes it funny. very creative!

From: Rohan on June 5, 2006 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: Hahha, that was fucking aweosme.

From: Kaitlyn on June 6, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: this shit is so stupid try again sweetie

From: Ash on June 19, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: ninety year olds tell great jokes like this one. AWESOME!!!!!

From: Melanie on June 19, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
Comment: Wow ummm are u ok or are u just like stoned from the other night or somethingggggggggg? Maybe u drank 20 too many?

From: no shit on June 19, 2006 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: ummm...that was really gay!

From: Dino on June 19, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: Grotty Lil Bugger, fuckn brits with there shinnanigans

From: maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:13 am
Comment: that was fuckin funny! so melanie i think u r the 1 thats stoned so shut your mouth.

From: Matty-Boy on June 30, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: Hahaha! I must be very tired, I just realized you’re all British! No wonder I’m not getting half the jokes.
Even so, that one was horrible.

From: DAT ONE on October 5, 2006 @ 11:05 am
Comment: PLEASE GET THIS PERSONA LIFE!!!!! ASAP

From: Rogue Karma on October 19, 2006 @ 11:28 pm
Comment: God damn that sucked

   
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